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Montana Neck Massage

The act of putting a small animal who is in the process of dying painfully out of their misery by grabbing it by the neck and swinging it around like a lasso.
Man...we was out floatin’ on the river fly fishin’ and we done saw a goose dyin in the snow on the bank so we rowed over to it and gave it the ‘ole Montana Neck Massage to put that thing out of its misery
by MooseWrangler March 29, 2019
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Montana Moon Blast

Juliet : No, James, I can’t take another Montana Moon Blast. My ass is so full with your juice.

James : It is okay baby, you can suck my dong instead. *inserts Mongolian Ripper*
by Tailpipefucker June 7, 2019
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Montana

She is super kind and caring, she will willingly clean your room for you. She is super pretty and a great dancer everyone loves her and would be very sad if they lost her. I you have a Montana in your life hang onto her
That girl is such a Montana
by Janice Fran August 31, 2019
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mattanshannon

Love and adventure abound.
The honeymooners were destined for mattanshannon
by Dabestpatman September 21, 2019
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Montana

Montana is often a stuck up little brat who changes people into one of her own, she often makes people feel insecure because she is so god damn skinny, they often drink way to much coffee. They have no friends but their best friend will always be a girl named Haylee. They often have a boyfriend but are secretly in love with their best friend. They can be a total butt at school when they feel like it. They have a flat body from being skinny. They often fall pregnant at the age of 14. No one likes a Montana unless they are a blonde and they are under a spell
Girl: Eww she looks like a total Montana
by Namedefinitontroller101 November 3, 2019
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Montana

a lovely girl who does everything for her boyfriend and everyone loves her. She is amazing.
Damn Montana is amazing and stunning holy crap
by monty696969 April 4, 2020
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Montana Coinpurse

The sexual act of taking a butterknife full of huckleberry jam and shoving it down your urethra
Yo. Me and my girlfriend just did a Montana Coinpurse.
What the fuck. Thats disgusting.
by MemesAreCancer May 18, 2020
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