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Monke

The now dead meme known as "Return To Monke" Which I think originates from the video where a person evolves from a monkey to a human and says "Go back I want to be monkey!" Is where simply a person acts like they are a monkey
Son: "Dad look at this cool meme I found!"
Dad: "Oh let me see."
Dad: "Why the fuck is a monkey dancing while someone is saying stinky poo in the background"
Son: "It's suppose to be funny dad!"
Dad: "I'm putting you up for adoption"
by IREALLYREALLYREALLYDONTKNOW April 22, 2022
mugGet the Monkemug.

Monk Hill

being On toppa monk hill refers to ones ability to ignore women or get ignored by women.
by Jettypoo February 26, 2023
mugGet the Monk Hillmug.

Sneaky._.monke

"Hi I'm Sneaky._.monke and I have a dad"
by Random7284 March 22, 2022
mugGet the Sneaky._.monkemug.

Gone monk

Completely abstaining from all sexual activity, including masturbating or any physical contact
He's gone monk, won't even go on a date after his last relationship
by danglyballzjohn September 2, 2023
mugGet the Gone monkmug.

Monking

To regularly ditch and bail on your friends especially at the last minute.
He’s monking us again and not showing up.
by TheElusiveMonk December 21, 2023
mugGet the Monkingmug.

Pussy Monk-a-Roo

When something gets you totally worked up, when in reality it turns out to be no big deal.
My boyfriend came home from work late, and I was sure he was dead or cheating on me, or both - but turns out he just went to the store… got myself into a pussy monk-a-roo for nothing.
by Handymanlady September 11, 2023
mugGet the Pussy Monk-a-Roomug.

MONKE

WHEN YOU STCIK YOUR DICK IN A GIRL OR A BOY YOU NEVER KNOW ITS 2022 AND STARTS JUMPING UP AND DOWN SCREAMING BANANA
by MONKEPPFARTBANANA April 3, 2022
mugGet the MONKEmug.

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