midnight mortician

Midnight mortician is trilogy written by the author of "dear lilac" and "smush!" , Valerie Vancouver. Midnight mortician revolves around an immortal fae named aeliana and an immortal vampire named Magnus.

Have you read midnight mortician by Valerie Vancouver?

No, I haven't

Well you should!

by Valerie Vancouver May 5, 2023

Midnight Worker

Women who are prostitutes are often called this are referred to this “Midnight Worker”

This midnight worker has been on the corner for hours

by Lydmp July 15, 2023

Midnight hand washing

Midnight hand washing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, this can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.

"well I'm gonna go do some midnight hand washing"

"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night"

by ballin'mcballerthe16th July 24, 2023

Midnight Spaghetti

Any full meal made by or for friends after midnight. The meal is too big to be considered a midnight snack, while also occurring too late in the day to be considered dinner.

Hey bro, want to come over after work for midnight spaghetti?

by Word lane May 21, 2023

Midnight Spaghetti

Any full meal made by or for friends after midnight. The meal is too big to be considered a midnight snack, while also occurring too late in the day to be considered dinner.

Hey bro, want to come over after work for some midnight spaghetti?

by KiranH May 21, 2023

midnight01010

hes a goofy dude who dosent touch grass...

whos midnight01010???
idk prob a discord mod who never touch grass

by 4bigguyz June 17, 2023

Website Midwife

Noun: a person that produces or aids in producing a new website.

I love your new site. It has excellent search engine placement, loads quick, great graphics…who’s your website midwife?

by AL!CE @ i Birth websites March 7, 2010