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Michael

Ugliest Man you will ever see. Honestly don’t go near him. He breaks ur heart, and makes ur eyes cry just from looking at him. He isn’t cute in the heart, soul, or body. He is just, disgusting.
Ava: Ew i hate Michael.

Ava 2: I know look him staring us because he has no friends.
by urbiotch June 10, 2018
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Michael is a bitch
by Jyourney April 12, 2017
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You are a michael
by luke_baker September 21, 2017
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A strong independent black women who doesnt need a man
Wow michael, youre so independent and totally dont need a man
by imnotcarl October 17, 2017
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Michael hates people is sad and cold inside has a hole punish heart and everyone hates him doesn’t know how to smile or laugh without pain behind him is to shy to talk to people
Michael hate people cares for no one and loves when people cry and broken like him
by Pryoaxe May 7, 2018
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Michael

A common name for men who suck dick. Their step dad's passed down to them the ability to suck dick for cocaine. The original Michael was the Archangel of sucking dick. After Michael digest all the protein from the cock fields, they usually go to their sisters homes to put shit stains on their toilets.
Meet your new step dad Michael... (the beginning of your dick sucking career)
by TheGoodLordofHouston September 7, 2016
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Some fucking retartd that cant play video games. He is autisitc , disabled , has pimples all around his face. Has a phat bowlcut.
Nigga dont pull s Michael
by PeanutMango February 1, 2018
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