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Mercology

Mur-c-uh-lo-jee | The science of successfully completing missions for wages; believing that money is above ethics; the skill of delivering whatever it takes.

Believers call themselves Mercologist
Example 1
Hirer: "Do you believe in Mercology?"
Merc: "I'd die for it."

Example 2
Hirer: "I need to get rid of this body somehow."
Hirer 2: "Why don't we look for a Mercologist"

Example 3
Mercenary: "I have failed a mission. But at least I am alive"
Mercologist: "How dare you live with a failed mission on your conscience. As a Mercologist I have to execute you for your sin"
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That Mexiconian is loose!
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Mexico Cruise of 2007

In 2007 on a cruise ship in Mexico, 35 yr old Eric Quandingle gathered everyone's attention as he pulled a pink balloon and a can of loaded potato soup out of his pocket. He blew up the balloon and then proceeded to remove his red Nike Hyper Shift shoe from his left foot. He then tied the pink balloon to the back of the shoe. At this point everyone on the cruise was watching Mr Quandingle, confused about what the fuck he was doing. He then opened the can of soup and tipped the whole thing into the shoe. "Y'all watch this shit!" screamed Eric as he put the shoe to his mouth and did a shoey, gulping down the soup until the shoe was empty. All the passengers started to chant "Eric, Eric, Eric!" and he loved the attention so to keep the hype going, he ran to the pool and frontflipped in. It was epic
Damn, I'd be real mad if I wasn't on the Mexico Cruise of 2007
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I love Meici’s shirt today!
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