pop-meal

pop-meal is a street name for illegal drugs

“ do you sell pop-meal? ”

by canineteeth August 15, 2024

Mcdonalds Mclipo Meal

What the heck? Special lipo ports are installed at the tables to suck out the fat from your fat order you just ate. Blue for guys. Pink for girls. Say you order 3 Super size meals. You eat two and connect the free screw in port into your belly button. As you eat the machine turns on sucking out your meals. Calories 0. You then take the other meal and heat it up later. Everybody wins! McDonalds sells more and you control your weight by ordering the McDonalds Mclipo Meal. The fat is then repurposed and added to the fryer. You feel so awesome you order some cookies to go.

Jadu: I simply love McDonalds McLipo Meal.
Vrin: Me too. I lost 80 lbs. on this diet.
Jadu: I'm an addict now.
Vrin: McDonalds really cares about us minions.
Jadu: I'm rewriting my will so everything will go to Mickey D's.
Vrin: Already did that.

by jethrojones November 22, 2020

Sending a meal to Mexico

When you have to take a crap.

Oh boy, my stomach is churning.. I have to be sending a meal to Mexico before it gets any worse

by Dirty Dano May 8, 2021

toilet meal

Your fridge is empty therefore you're eating your freshly produced turd out of toilet

I was so hungry i had to go to toilet to make myself a toilet meal quickly

by Suklaa May 15, 2017

Meal Prep

Meal Prep means prepared meals or ready made meals.

Meal prep near me. www.fooddoz.com

by FoodDoz.com September 22, 2022

Epic Meal Time

Epic Meal Time (EMT) is a meal, usually late at night, in which the most tasty, savory, sweet and unhealthy foods are consumed.

John: Yo you know what time it is?
Dingus:2 am?
John: No, it’s Epic Meal Time you fucking faggot

by #s r = 2 letters June 6, 2018

The Happy Meal

Sitting down receiving a blowjob from your wife or girlfriend while enjoying a Happy Meal and using her bent-over back as a table to put your Happy Meal on.

Honey, I picked up McDonald's. Are you good with doing The Happy Meal for me?

by Wigman87 February 12, 2025