Matthew

To be a buttface.

“You’re being such a Matthew John!” Sheila yelled at him.

by Person with face features October 13, 2018

Matthew

Biggest faggot, Anyone with this name is 100% a little pussy ass bitch that was summoned by satan out of his moms ass that likes dick in his ass every since his father fucked him with a 2x4 board in his ass.

the kid that talks to his poket dick is so weird. “Thats just Matthew”

by BurnerBae March 2, 2019

Matthew

An anime weeb that likes to watch Food Wars the Anime and hate everyone that has the name Sho.

I HATE SHO
I'M A ASIAN NAMED MATTHEW

by Asian.com May 2, 2019

Matthew

Matthew, is term for a hypocritical cunt who won't shut up about his superior circumcised penis and edgy girls even though his girlfriend is edgy

Person A- Man Noi is awesome
Person B- Yeah he totally isn't a Matthew

by Poopy_Butthole May 16, 2018

Matthew

A huge childish brat. he likes watching Lego Chima and Octonauts. Probably likes YouTube Rewind 2018.

A: Wanna watch Teletubies?
B: No, I'm not a Matthew!
A: Yeah but I am!

by JakePaulFanboy101 November 14, 2019

Matthew

HugE fucking emo cunt

"Hey bro see that disguising price of shit Matthew with the dyed hair and my chemical romance shirt?"

"Yeah bro that's disgusting and repolsive."

by Noah McAdams October 10, 2019

Matthew

A titty demon, will steal your kids and sell them to Indian prince as a sex slave. Locks up people in basement, cannibal. wife's name is Karen, loves kids.

My kid got kidnapped and turned into a sex slave!
It must be a Matthew that's using him.

by LITTLEFAG!101 February 20, 2020