Mark

He's the perfect guy. He's a great brother, son, and boyfriend. He plays lacrosse (usually midfield) and loves anything to do with it. He's that guy that every girl wants, but only the lucky one gets. He's caring and dedicated to the one he loves, and is determined to keep her. He's somewhat of a pothead, but you can never tell because he's so incredibly smart. He does the cutest things for his girlfriend, and never disappoints her. He's a little shy at first, but he can make you laugh even when you're upset. Even though he's been hurt again and again, he never gives up. He's usually tall, has blondish red hair, and his eyes are greenish hazel. He's gorgeous, handsome, and really hot, but his looks are just a bonus to his amazing personality. He's irresistible and once you fall for him, you miss him every second he's not with you. Mark is a keeper.

"I wish there were more Marks in the world."

by Bella Millerson April 12, 2013

Mark

Simply the best. Succeeds at everything he sets his mind to. You can try but you will never get the better of him. Also the sexiest person you have ever seen; impossible to get out of your thoughts.

Man that mark is simply the best.

the highest mark

perfect

by alive perfection March 18, 2010

SKID MARK

A worthless pile of shit that contributes absolutely nothing to society and is merely a skid mark in our world's collective underwear. A non educated pile of shit that is a con artist specializing in fucking people out of there hard earned money by making them take it up the ass like a rump ranger or butt pirate. A man that leaves his family because the going got tough and he runs away with his small dick tucked between his legs like a pussy because he can't man up to responsibility hence he is nothing more than a skid mark to anybody he associates with.

Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jessica's husband is really worthless?

A: Yeah Jessica's husband is a skid mark in our world's collective underwear because he is an absolute pile of shit and contributes absolutely nothing to society except for being a big ole shit stain.

by FUNNY GUY 77 July 17, 2011

marfk

canadian wigger for motherfucker

daaaaym B that shits tight marfk

by Een King April 19, 2007

marfu

orange
because orange isnt a color its a fruit
you have this equally fun replacement
for the word

my jail onesie is marfu

by *~meg~* April 20, 2007

Mark Gish

in short, God or God like.

That guy has a Mark Gish body.

by working October 29, 2008

Mark Sanford

(verb form) To be forced to make a choice between two bad options.

Guy 1: "I can't decide what to eat, leftover scrambled eggs or leftover broccoli.

Guy 2: "Dude, just Mark Sanford it and get on with your day."

by AngryNick May 8, 2013