suny maritime football

A NCAA Division 3 football team which was reformed in 2005. The team is made up of coaches who play favorites and skip the real athletes. The head coach, Coach Kendrick-Holmes is a bi-polar former Naval Academy graduate, Defensive Coordinator Vincent Digaetano is satan worshipper who doesn't know anything about football. Nothing at all, it's kind of funny if you think about how little he does know. Coach Varner is just a fat guy, and Coach Al Piascik has two facial features.

"Where do you play football?"

"Suny Maritime football.."

"Oh what division?"

"D3"

"You guys good?"

"Yeah when we play Mass Maritime"

by Conspiracy69 February 18, 2009

Mariah Carey

A very vocally talented woman who has a good heart, and still somewhat attractive but not like she used to be (like the Butterfly era). She used to have a hot career, but since "Rainbow" it hasn't done as well. The main problem with Mariah is she refuses to age.

Mariah Carey tries to still be 15.

by Black Kat November 14, 2006

New York Marathon

This event consists of ejaculation, twice in one session of masterbation. There are no breaks allowed and porn must be used to conquer this masterfull feat. It is named the New York Marathon because to accomplish this feat you need to have physical and mental endurance. Just like the Nike motto, JUST DO IT.

I got blue balled so bad that i had to do a New York Marathon to get all the cum out of me.

by SCOTT HYMAN August 4, 2006

Mariah

Mariah is the definition of a spoilt ass bitch.
she will become fake friends with you then fuck up your life and turn on you. she goes on about her "rich life and house" but the reality is that she isant rich and she is just a spoilt brat. she is litterly just a bitch she is nothing but a peice of shit.

her name is forbidden and all the other nice definitions are lies and ths is the only real meaning of her.

mariah is a crusty ass bitch

by casandrabrown October 31, 2018

Mariah

A dumb person with no brains, is bad at all games, is a sore loser and eats off the ground.

Do be a Mariah Morgan because that means you're trash.

by Girlbye939 September 21, 2018

maritess

a type of fren who will "trick" you into going out with her to watch a movie with a few "frenz". she is a fun person and beneath her funny and cheery exterior she is a sensitive person.

she pulled a maritess on me and i ended up watching a movie "as soon as we got home"

by Ilaisa May 12, 2004

Mariah

mariah is usually a hot, kind but also can be really bitchy if its the right time of day, she has eyes that are as blue as the sky there big, a ass like niki minaj, she has nice sized boobs normal sized, she is GORGEUS, shes the one to make you laugh when you dont want to, usually a short girl but yet just the right hight shes usually 5' or 5'9, blond/dirty blond, LOVES to go shopping mostly for shoes, shes suportive when she wants to be, she has a great sence of humor that anyone would fall for, Watch out if you get on her bad side she will knock your ass out.

boy#1: "yoo, dude whos that new girl over there!
boy#2: ya thats Mariah ant she hot
Boy#1 : ugh her eyes are beautiful, ohhh and look at that ass.
boy#2 "i know, i call dibs
boy#1 " yo you cant call dibs on a hot girl, like that"
boy #2 " i just did, (goes over and lookes her in the eyes so perfect until, "smack" he smacks her ass)
Mariah: " ugh (smacks boy #2) fuck boys already, "looks at her ass, ugh dumb thing"

by Mariah marie lynn June 25, 2017