Marijuana

stuff that gets you in deep deep shit with your girl/boy friend

samantha: what are you doing?

nick: nothing!

samantha: you smoke!?

(ending 1)

samantha: you smoke!? omg can i have some!

(ending 2)

samantha: you smoke!?

nick: yes... marijuana in fact white rhino you want some?

*SLAP*

no i dont really smoke im 13

by kibblebiscuits June 23, 2007

marijuana

1. a "drug" if you smoke it. 2. food if you could eat it.

marijuana with the THC seems a thing heard of many chemicals involved with natural brain activity, eat it like a food for sustaining naturally high capability, concentrate healthy improvements while subtracting harmful side effects just by eating the vegetable instead of smoking it. their low school did not teach you but know sane science you eat your vegetables, tobacco now if anything has chemicals while they increase garlic's that you wouldn't want to eat unless mixed with other food, then they ban garlic, then streets sells crystal caffeine for smoking then coca cola soda needs another stimulant once again. bottom line is that when jesus was quoted as saying "i am the alpha to the omega", it meant things like we are Hydrogen before and after to advance us well beyond their lowly smoky hoards of crude oil, Hydrogen then steams refined meaning of |smoking| from a hemp soup. Jesus meant alpha~omega or before~after from the time monkey men for millions ate a plant then few hundred or thousand now dumb monkey men smoke vegetables, then when civilized figuring it all out we can smoke affordably and legally enough marijuana or tobacco or the like not to need to smoke it.
A late 'System of a Down' song was singing about "eat all the grass that you want, accidents happen in the dark" they are deep of their truth be then known to the ignorant..

by Joven February 28, 2007

Marijuana Marksman

One who is able to accurately aim one's smoky exhalations. (i.e. out a window, at someone's face, etc.)

Despite a distance of about five feet between me and the small crack in the window, no smoke remained in the car when I exhaled. I felt like a true Marijuana Marksman.

by knyaz22 June 7, 2011

marijuanaism

1. The use or study of marijuana.

2. The creative thought, saying and/or action one does or has while medicated with marijuana.

Pronounced: marəˈ(h)wänə-ism / mar-uh-wah-nuh-ism

1. The doctor said marijuanaism is a good idea.

2. Aurora came up with the best marijuanaism yesterday.

by krowned June 14, 2011

marijuanaism

1. The use or study of marijuana.

2. The creative thought, saying and/or action one does or has while medicated with marijuana.

Pronounced: marəˈ(h)wänə-ism / mar-uh-wah-nuh-ism

1. The doctor said marijuanaism is a good idea.

2. Aurora came up with the best marijuanaism yesterday.

by krowned June 13, 2011

Marijuana Milo

A superior bikie dude from Ashgrove in Brisbane who likes to ride out to Wivenhoe with his mates, drink VB on the trip and toss the cans over to the side of the road. Also known for his big long bikie beard which he hasn't shaved since 1977.

Policeman: You are under arrest for riding under the influence and throwing cans on the side of the road.

Marijuana Milo: You can't arrest me, for I am Marijuana Milo.

by Marijuana Milo July 13, 2011

marijuanesia

When smoking weed, the complete inability to recall what you and your friends were just talking about.

The group was suffering from mass marijuanesia; everyone was laughing, but no one remembered why.

by Gankenstein October 23, 2012