mellow chill

Akshay when he’s uncontrollably high

Oh god, Akshay is mellow chill again.

by poopooman6969 July 30, 2022

Mallory

Mallory is a sexy fool. She is always being pro, but she can be very annoying. She’s kind sometimes but also mean sometimes. She’s the best at being ratchet, but an amazing best friend.

Mallory is a bitch

by Blubber DJ's August 21, 2022

Mallory

Mallory is your mum. She’s your biggest cheerleader and will always have your back but don’t forget, she brought you into this world and can take you back out. Mallory believes herself to be hilarious, is mouthy, and runs the show—few know how to handle her and most are intimidated by her gaze. Your smiles are her kryptonite and melts away the walls she’s built around her heart. Your mum Mallory hopes you stumble upon this one day and smile knowing how much she adored you.

*Door slams*
*Spooky sound*
Me to friend: That’s just my mum, Mallory. When she said she’d always be with me, I thought she meant in my heart, not that she would haunt my house.

by Maybeyourmum September 14, 2022

Malloryism

1. adjective
wildly unreasonable, illogical, far out, lack common sense, inappropriate. or untrue; contrary to all reason or common sense; laughably foolish or false:
A Mallory explanation.
B stupid and unreasonable, or silly in a humorous way:
What an Mallory thing to say!

C Thesaurus: synonyms, antonyms, and examples: Stupid, Foolish, Silly, Crazy, Dumb, Controversial, conspiracy prone, interfering , dictatorial, autocratic, dogmatic etc.

D noun
The quality or condition of existing in a meaningless and irrational world.
A person who rules with total power and often in a cruel manner.

" I cant understand this Malloryism, is far more superior" -

by Mallory Bowser September 21, 2022

Mallory

Mallory is that kind of friend that peppers you non stop and is chasing kids non stop the nonce he needs to be stopped.

Did you see Mallory the other day chasing after that young boy somebody call the nonce police

by Steve no jobs November 7, 2022

Mallory

Mallory is the name of a girl who falls in love fast, but will probably end up breaking your heart. However, she gives the best blowjobs you will ever receive.

“That Mallory chick is so hot. I bet she’s a heartbreaker.”

by meowmeowmeow.uwu December 22, 2022

Mallori

The name Mallori is used to describe the prettiest girl in Virginia with an amazing heart and beautiful voice.

Wow that Mallori has quite the effect on Daniel.

by Jojo from jerz February 22, 2023