Ash Maggot

A most filthy smoker; particularly smokers of rolling tobacco and John Players.

Doctor Dave: "Wow, Conor, I'm surprised at you. Don't you know that smokers are jokers?"

Clyons: "Yes, Conor, you've become such a little Ash Maggot."

by decrepitron November 4, 2018

A Maggot dick

A maggot dick is then your penis is so cold and freezing it’s shrivelled up so much you that when you go for a wee it’s a race to Peel it back before it’s to late -this can also hurt with it being so cold.

“I’m bursting for a piss mate”
“ go behind that tree then”
“Oh fuck sake I’ve got A Maggot dick right now quick quick peel it back before I piss everywhere and all over my pants”

by Booland March 17, 2019

Massive Maggot

A guy that gets ladies but is very spoiled and doesn’t actually care about anyone’s feelings even though they seem nice. They probably do crack.

That guy is such a Massive Maggot

by HunkyMonkey69 July 24, 2020

Making a Maggie

Named after "Maggie"

The act of Bumbling about.
Hissing when burping.
and/or poor English pronunciation

Making a Maggie pronunciation: - JIZZ I tore my CHURCH (Geez, I tore my shirt.)

by The Other Mother April 3, 2011

Acting The Maggot

Acting in particularly foolish manner

Would you two stop acting the maggot and do your homework

by OmgItsBirdman2017 July 27, 2017

The Zheng Maggie

The Zheng Maggie is a women-eating creature living upon the city of North Augusta. Her diet consists of virgin women. Her enemies: Zheng Maggie kills or harms humans that clarify as “straight”.

The Zheng Maggie is a woman-eating creature.

by Your madresita December 14, 2021

I gotta put that stuff in Maggie’s eye

Frequent vocal reminders regarding a task that you need to complete but have not yet

I have to pick up my medicine and oh I gotta put that stuff in Maggie’s eye

by Klauspes May 20, 2021