Mackenzie

Mackenzie is very pretty and can be nice. She is sporty and loves to surf. She can also be the biggest bitch. She lets boys touch her and she has no real friends. Mackenzie can steal boyfriends and loves to make people jealous.

Wow! Who's she?

Oh, thats Mackenzie.

I should go talk to her.

Okay, she's pretty nice but she'll probably steal your boyfriend.

by flightless.bird November 17, 2014

Manlength

When you and a buddy of yours (both must be men) are thinking the exact same thing at the exact same time.

Mason - "if you do could any celeb, who would you do?"
Axel - "jessica alba or olivia munn"
Mason - "dude holy shit those are the two people I was gonna say"
Axel - "We were on the same manlength"

by NinjaStar August 6, 2008

malenda

The sexiest, naughtiest, most exciting person you'll ever meet. Usually has extremely large breasts. Their brain is just as gigantic making them the perfect woman. A Malenda always has the best sense of humor . She will make you laugh even at the most inappropriate times. She will love you like no other woman. Her craving for her man's cock is unquenchable.

"Damn she fucks me like a Malenda"

"Wow she really loves you......yeah she's got a Malenda heart"

"She's got me nearly peeing my pants with that Malenda humor"

by Gorgondick January 29, 2017

Macklen

A person who would break you heart in one single heart beat. You can believe that he likes you until he breaks your heart. You are broken inside until that one guy comes along and stays with you forever. He is really adorable, but with one smile, Macklen can make all your worries vanish. He is dorky but a total sweetheart at times, and can even be a good friend.

"Macklen broke my heart the other day, for no reason. I never want to see him ever again!"

by Mustacheface101 December 27, 2016

Mackenzie

Mackenzie's mostly have blonde hair and glasses. Mackenzie can look nice on the outside, but once you meet her in person she doesn't seem as nice. Mackenzie's are mostly always looking to be in the popular group. They are a little lonely too. Once they find a friend, they become attached to that friend. They are also mostly born into money. Their parents spoil them until they shut up because they are always complaining. If you ever see a Mackenzie , try to stay away from her because she might get you into some deep trouble.

Mackenzie: * sits with the popular group*
*everyone stares at her*
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Mackenzie: " want to hang out this weekend "
Person: "Sorry I can't today"
Mackenzie: "then don't come to my party"
Person: "okay"

Mackenzie: *cries*

by Holappls June 13, 2018

Mackenzie

a stupid ass rude ass bitch whose back curves out

Eww its a Mackenzie

by JayTheCowwiww March 10, 2019

mackenzie royer

Mackenzie is a girl who doesn't comprehend anything. She wearing neon fingerless gloves and is probably a weeaboo. She is obnoxious and doesn't understand whenever anyone tells her to do anything. Her presence annoys everyone and makes everyone want to drill into their head so reveal themselves from her voice :) Fuck you mackenzie

"UUURG I am so annoyed"
"Why? Is Mackenzie close by?"

" Can Mackenzie Royer come to the office?
"THANK THE LORD"

by D Drizzle raises the hizzle November 17, 2017