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The sexiest, naughtiest, most exciting person you'll ever meet. Usually has extremely large breasts. Their brain is just as gigantic making them the perfect woman. A Malenda always has the best sense of humor . She will make you laugh even at the most inappropriate times. She will love you like no other woman. Her craving for her man's cock is unquenchable.
"Damn she fucks me like a Malenda"

"Wow she really loves you......yeah she's got a Malenda heart"

"She's got me nearly peeing my pants with that Malenda humor"
by Gorgondick January 29, 2017
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