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The sexiest, naughtiest, most exciting person you'll ever meet. Usually has extremely large breasts. Their brain is just as gigantic making them the perfect woman. A Malenda always has the best sense of humor . She will make you laugh even at the most inappropriate times. She will love you like no other woman. Her craving for her man's cock is unquenchable.
"Damn she fucks me like a Malenda"

"Wow she really loves you......yeah she's got a Malenda heart"

"She's got me nearly peeing my pants with that Malenda humor"
malenda by Gorgondick January 29, 2017
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Malena Is the MOST beautiful person in the universe, she Knows exactly what to say and when to say it, her smile melts you away and makes you smile back 100% of the time. She has the prettiest eyes and an even prettier personality. She knows how to listen and gives good advice. She will always be there when you need her.
Malena Is beautiful.
Malena by I love you Malena February 16, 2021
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Nicest person you’ll ever meet she would never hurt anyone even the people that hurt her. She is very very emotional and will always have your back she is very talented.
Love you Malena -ur bestie 🐸
Malena by Te amo❤️ May 10, 2019
Malenia, Blade of Miquella. A real b-word. Known for inducing tilt and desk slams, especially when it comes to short, angry Danish streamers
Do you know Malenia?
Who, the blade of miquella?
Thats the one. Shes such a b-word
Malenia by Grumpy Dane April 15, 2022
Malena is the type of Girl that if her friends is in a mood she knows right away. Malena knows when to be serious and when to goof around and all around funny person and great person to be around. Malena Eats like a man and is very serious with her food and friends but just know that her food comes before anything. She wears denim when it’s 30 degrees outside but allways finds a need to look nice even if she’s cold as hell. She isn’t materialistic and she’s an amazing person.
Malena by Ismael fraga January 26, 2019

Malena morgan 

The sexiest fuckin goddess pornstar that i jack off to twice a day
Dude1-did u see maleina morgan's new video

Dude2-on it right now, pass me that lotion and paper towel and get the fuck out of my office

Dude1- uhh so tired i was up till midnight jacking off to malena morgan'snew video

Dude2- Why the fuck dident u text me i would of took a sick day jackin to her
one of the most prettiest, independent and reliable people who can also react stubbornly and rejectingly. talented in things like singing, dancing or sports. loves to travel and experience risky things. either think too little or too much about stuff.
One of the best names - Malena
Malena by Mallyx) May 31, 2020
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