glitter moustache

When you snort cocaine but more of it ends up in your moustache than in your nose.

Gary, check yourself before we head back to the dance floor. You've got a glitter moustache situation going on.

by alviere January 5, 2017

persian moustache

A sex position you learn in a dream when you ask some porn stars that are in love what their favorite move to do off screen is.

I gave Emma a Persian Moustache and she orgasmed so aggressively and loudly that I had to fight a guy because he wouldn't mind his own business

by Idontwanttomakeapsuedonym October 18, 2017

British moustache

After a girl with braces is done giving you head, pieces of pubic hair pertrude from the braces when she smiles.

Man, Susan gave me head the other night. When she tried to kiss me I noticed her british moustache. Shit was nasty.

by Hentlex August 22, 2019

Dave Mustained

When someone gets kicked to the curb for somewhat valid reasons by either someone close to them or a group they were involved with without a fair warning or second chance, much like how thrash metal band Megadeth's founder Dave Mustaine was previously kicked out of heavy metal titan Metallica in a rather harsh and unfair fashion for drug use, alcoholism, and his behavior when under the influence. Double points if the person(s) doing the Mustaining do the same exact thing(s) they are Mustaining the other person for.

Guy: Dude my friend group totally Dave Mustained me.

Friend: What why?

Guy: They said I was an asshole and I wasn't as fun to be around anymore. I mean I was kind of an asshole at times but at the same time we all kinda were to each other. I can kinda understand where they're coming from, but no warning? No second chance? Did all of their experiences with me not mean anything to them? If they had gotten serious with me and said something I would have changed. Kind of uncalled for and out of the blue.

Friend: Damn dude, that sucks, I'm sorry. What a bunch of dicks.

by thewardenssbu April 16, 2021

Poo Grease Moustache

The act of wiping one's sweaty bum crack with a finger and smearing the result under another's nose to give the wearer an untraceable poo smell.

Lewie was pissed with Andy and couldn't wait for him to fall asleep so he could reward him with a poo grease moustache.

by VitaminP April 4, 2015

Plumber’s Moustache

When a man is performing oral stimulation on the anus of his lady friend and develops a brown coloured stain in his upper lip.

I went all time crazy on my girl’s a-hole and earned me a plumber’s moustache!

by Ryfish! January 4, 2019

Bob's moustache

The stereotypical moustache of a person named Bob

Someone: he has a nice moustache
Someone else: nah, its a real Bob's moustache

by Supervenom June 10, 2021