Midnight Rider

A black teenager usually riding dick in the middle of the night. Probably naked jayda

Jayda is the best midnight rider I know

by VastThomas456 August 08, 2017

Midnight Rave

A midnight rave is, when you are having sex, you abruptly turn off the lights and crack a glowstick(s) on your partner's genitalia, using it as lubricant.

"damn! Johnny gave me a midnight rave last night, I was so surprised, my vagina is still irradiated!"

"I surprised Katie with a midnight rave and my dick is still sizzling"

by emmettiscool5896 August 01, 2009

Midnight Flonase

The action of being blown and returning the favor by releasing jiz into the females face, causing loss of smell and taste.

My midnight flonase in her face helped clear my g/f's sinus problem.

by Austin September 12, 2004

midnight pirate

When a guy cum's in a girls eye at 12:00am.

For new years I'm going to give her a "Midnight Pirate."

by Chewy Louie January 23, 2015

Captain Midnight

Person not seen at night, aka Mohammed

Watch out its Captain Midnight

by spic whipper aka Ur Dad March 12, 2003

midnight snack smack

To treat oneself to a quick cock rub in the middle of the night / to masterbate after midnight

I'm gonna have to change my sheets before my girlfriend comes over these things are so stained from all my midnight snack smacks.

by blumpkin25 November 14, 2015

Midnight Maccas Run

n. To round up all your friends some time after midnight and drive down to the nearest 24 hour McDonalds for burgers, cones, apple pies or whatever else the night's cravings bring.

SMS at 1:30am. Must be a Midnight Maccas Run!

by Yaziyo September 21, 2009