The act of masturbating through a chat interface with a partner whom you have met online. You can use text, video or voice chat.
"Christine, you are getting me so horny would you like to start a social masturbation session?"
"Sure Cameron, I want to feel your lips around my pussy."
"Sure Cameron, I want to feel your lips around my pussy."
by Brittaphile August 20, 2013
When you masturbate util you ejaculate, then keep on masturbating straight after, ignoring your dick's protests.
Over masterbating last night was awsome, the sperm really massaged my penis and i came again within 15 minutes of vigourous spanking. Over Masturbation is awsome
by apple6969696969 April 15, 2009
a 'masturbation audience' is an event where a speaker will dramatically retell the most jarring parts of a story in order to incite intense excitement and emotion in their audience without delving into the wider and deeper context which grounds the story
That guy is having a masturbation audience. He keeps telling the story of how he won a spicy wing challenge and won but left out that the wings were only mildly spicy.
by ZingleZee November 19, 2019
Lorna: We were joking about nugget porn the other day
Emily: Why do people look up like 'naughty elf' and shit on pornhub though? Like why do they need to make their masturbation festive??
Festive masturbation my dear friends
Emily: Why do people look up like 'naughty elf' and shit on pornhub though? Like why do they need to make their masturbation festive??
Festive masturbation my dear friends
by Loce May 20, 2015
When you can't currently beat dat meat because you are with family or in class etc... and you plan a specific time to get fappy and fap.
"Shit, i cant fap now, so i have masturbational planning to do at exactly 2:13, on Monday, August 17, 2023..."
by Goat arena optimized January 28, 2015
A mix between the words dungeon master and masturbating. This is used in a game of Dungeons and Dragons when the dungeon master kills the party with a powerful monster then creates a powerful NPC to kill that monster. The dungeon master is essentially playing with himself.
by JSeed02 March 19, 2019
Someone, usually a male who masturbates obsessively every day for hours, for months and years on end.
Dion is a self proclaimed masturbating maniac.
by kam75xx May 20, 2023