Massachusetts

Home to quite a few sports teams, such as the Boston Red Sox, New England Patriots, Boston Celtics, Boston Bruins, Worcester Ice Cats, and a bunch of other less important ones. The first perfect game of baseball was pitched in Worcester (my hometown). Also, Robert Cormier, and Esther Forbes, both famous authors are from Worcester. Massachusetts is home to one of the most famous orchestras in the world (Boston Pops), one of only five in the US which have starting salary's of $100,000. Also, MA is home to the only institution in the North East dedicated to the collection, preservation, exhibition, and interpretation of arms and armor. (Higgins Armory Museum-Worcester) Worcester also houses the nation's "finest pre-Civil War concert hall," Mechanics Hall. Massachusetts played a very important part in the development of the American nation, beginning with the Pilgrims. Also, there were the Salem Witch Trials, the Battles of Concord and Lexington, , the Boston Tea Party, and all those things you learn in American History class. Massachusetts is also the first state to allow gay marriages, much to the chagrin of many residents. There are gay festivals held in Boston Common every summer. I accidentally walked into one unknowingly... Also, Massachusetts is a great example of the renowned 'Crazy New England Weather.' Theres snow in the winter (a LOT), it gets WICKED HOT in the summer, there is beautiful foliage in the fall, and pretty blossoms in the spring. Terms from this region include WICKED, FRIGGIN, which can be used separately, or together (WICKED FRIGGIN), BUBBLER (water fountain), JIMMIES (sprinkles), UEY (u turn), Candlepin Bowling, COMMON (park in the middle of the city), and CELLAR (basement). Massachusetts has in it a bunch of important universities, such as Harvard, MIT, Wellesley, WPI, and Tufts. As well as like 12345 other colleges and universities...I mean theres more colleges in my city then there are in the whole state of Alaska, I'm not even kidding!

I live in Massachusetts, as opposed to, you living in Massachusetts...Chargoggamanchaugagoggcharbunnagungamog... aka...Webster Lake

by Er!ca September 21, 2005

Gods Of Mass Destruction

Gods Of Mass Destruction
GOMD
Staten Island, New York (A.K.A. Drama Island) crew of high schoolers who chills, hangs out, smokes weed, drinks, drive around, sell each other drugs, take Xanax, trip on "E", races cars, (mostly souped up Mustangs and Camaros) hang out in back yards, rides Jap Bikes, sharing each others Drama Stories...only recruits high schools kids.
crew that started in the early 90's by kids who needed a name for themselves...

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by blthrskt October 10, 2005

mass murderer

Bruce Lee

bruce lee is a chinese mass murderer :o

by sssshhhhyyyyiiiiittttttt February 23, 2010

Mass Effect 3 ending

The phrase used to bait gamers into a mindless debate either calling for BioWare blood in response to a sense of entitlement, or defending it from a lofty position of sophistication and arrogance - because everyone seems to know better than everyone else.

Friend 1: "So... you catch the Mass Effect 3 ending?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, I saw everyone on the internet going off about it. Fucking babies - it's a game, grow up. Learn to take disappointment blah blah blah..."
Friend 3: "Oh shut up. They totally fucked over the fanbase. It was really badly done - full of plotholes and bad writing and blah blah blah... BioWare/EA should patch it!"
Friend 1: "Oh for fuck's sake."

by Retake Mass Effect 3 or Don't August 2, 2012

Chinese Massage

Massages that usaully end in a "happy ending." Chinese massage areas tend to be code for prostitution

Joe was lonely and fat- so he had to go to a chinese massage to fulfill his desires.

by ChineseMassage February 15, 2010

mass quantities

Any amount of food or drink. "Coneheads" expression.

Consume mass quantities of beer, or its back to Remulac with you!

by Octopod November 6, 2003

Western Mass

The best area of Massachusetts, mostly considered as towns west of Worcester, also it isn’t the corrupt Eastern Mass where Mr Fitzgerald lives.

Western Mass is the best.

Easter Mass sucks while Western Mass rocks.

by Eastern Mass sucks October 16, 2018