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Early Grave Management/ E.G.M

E.G.M also know as Early Grave Management was Founded By ( kE & bZ ) YOU PLAY YOU LAY it’s that simple I mean it’s right in the name earl-lee gray-ve man-a-ge-ment

- their names are spelled backwards for the slow ones
Aye boy you heard bout E.G.M ya ass bet not get caught lacking on soul on my kids yo grave gon get managed early - some wise old man

Early Grave Management/ E.G.M
by Some Wise Old Man June 14, 2022
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documentation manager

Someone that controls documents on all levels within the workplace. They are a very important part of the company where as without their existence, the company also would not exist.

Highly recognized role in the Document Industry. It has been referred to as the most important and respected position of all.
I manage high volumes of documents on a daily basis. My job title is Documentation Manager.
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task manager

The superhero when a program starts to hang
Chrome: *Freezes*
Task Manager: *Shoots chrome*
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effective manager

An antipode of a good specialist.

Usually Effective Manager is high placed guy in business who knows EBITDA, ROMI, BPMN 2.0, OLAP and many other scary words. But in general the only thing this guy want - to get salary by simulating "growing effectiveness of the business" as long as possible.

Effective manager usually miss company's values.
1. Hey. Month ago we got a new effective manager. Now we lost 45% of employees, 20% of our audience and got a lot of negative reputation in social media.
2. Effective manager: "Our goal is effective working on tasks and constant increase of effectiveness".
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relationship manager

Self absorbed but useless a relationship manager struggles to relate to a mirror let alone people.
'That relationship manager isn't trying to talk to people again is he...?'

'Yep, we're fucked again'
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manager repellent

When an employee for a company has such a bad attitude even the managers don't like to be around them. It most cases, it's easier to just avoid them then to fire them.
Angie: Hey Becca, why did all the managers just walk away like that?
Becca: Because Brian just walked in, he's manager repellent.
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tasque manager

"Tasque Manager gave off so much waifu energy"
"The woman from that deltarune game?"
"Yeah"
"Get a life bro"
by TobiasFoxington July 26, 2023
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