make bumps 

have sex. variant of bump uglies

Bill and Kelly are totally gonna make bumps on your mom's bed at the party tonight

make bumps by blah101010 September 5, 2010

make dump

to void excrement from the bowels through the anus; have a bowel movement; defecate

I'm going to go make dump because those hot wings tore me up.

make dump by Nova1107 December 12, 2010

make a spectacle 

The act of ejaculating on your girlfriends eyeglasses.

"Sorry baby I didn't mean to make a spectacle."

make a spectacle by bmpimpin November 20, 2011

make mine a MESS! 

comment to make after observing a relatively 'statuesque' human!

-indication you could "make sticky" really rapidly upon finding yourself in the 'right' circumstances with the person. (male OR female!) -also; good t-shirt slogan, or bumper sticker!

(you heard it HERE first!!)

jim observed the hard-bodied equestrian, stating: make mine a mess!

a body-builder at the gay bar had leon exclaiming, make mine a MESS!

judy mistook a gay olympian for 'straight', stating; make mine a mess!

make mine a MESS! by michael foolsley January 12, 2012

make a cold jam

To have sex

"Last night we make a cold jam at her place."

make a cold jam by Billy007 April 14, 2012

make the hit and split 

To do a task quickly and efficiently without wasting time. Straightforwardly without BS.

I don't have time for this, gotta make the hit and split.

make the hit and split by Hippie78 August 31, 2013

Make a Jp 

To fail so bad that people start doubting about the existence of your brain, or start referring to you as brainless.

I got a 0% on the test, I think I made a Jp.
I made a Jp yesterday, people started saying my dog has a higher IQ than me.
If you make a Jp, than your IQ is lower than a gold fish.

Make a Jp by titsrainbowssparkle November 1, 2014