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loner

A person who is strange and consistently says dumb things in social settings. Almost always dorky white guys, incels, who can't get laid. Being a loner is a character trait possessed by all mass shooters. Granted, not all loners are mass shooters; but all mass shooters are loners.
Last night, I saw that loner next door out in his garage working on something with a lot of wires coming from it. Better call the FBI.
by MJ813 October 10, 2019
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Loner Boner

When you have to leave a group or be all alone because you got a boner and are embarrassed.
You: "Dude that guy over there is all alone."

Friend: "He was just hanging out with us a minute ago."

You: "He had to leave the group cause he got a loner boner."

Friend: "Sucks for him"
by kylejohnson July 8, 2010
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LOOTER

With the mullet, Mom-Jeans, and fanny-pack, its definite they're LOOTERS!!
by GOOTER67 August 14, 2010
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loonertick

She is a loonertick! 😈
by part_catlady May 13, 2018
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The Loonerotti

The term "the loonerotti" refers to groups of crazy Republican elites that travel around the country spreading former president Donald Trump's "big lie" about the 2020 election. This group specializes in the most outrageous and disproven conspiracy theories ranging from rigged voting machines, ballot watermarks, ballots from China, and boxes of ballots magically appearing under counting-room tables. People that can be identified as members of this group are Rudy Giuliani, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, Sidney Powell, and Mike Lindell. By extension, conservative media members on Fox News and lesser-known outlets like Newsmax are also involved with this group.
"Looks like the loonerotti are in town for a rally this week". "Man, the looerotti are really clogging the legal system with their frivolous lawsuits".
by mattgaetzlovesunderagegirls September 2, 2021
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looserfish

a high ranking looser, acheived through excessive loosering.
grow up and put the clothes back on my little sisters barbie dolls you looserfish. and what exactly is ken doing to eric??
by rachel carpenter December 11, 2003
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Loozerus

A seeming genius at making mistakes, bad life choices, all the while imagining himself/herself mentally ahead of the game. Based on Biblical Lazarus... Lazerus... EG. "Way to go, Loozerus!!" or... "Come forth Loozerus" A Loozerus is usually most obvious in a crowd when he or she graces said crowd with an observation/opinion that either makes no sense, or which might easily be proven wrong by another Loozerus. Variant Loserus
Good Job Loozerus!! Lighting that cigarette next to that oxygen tank was SUCH!! a fine idea.
by Lusty Ingersol April 27, 2006
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