lobster

Someone who uses you, or "latches on" to you to get things. Lobsters hang out with you all day, even though you may never talk to them. Commonly referred to as a "lob." "Lobbing" describes the actions of a lobster.

Lobster: "Hey dawg, lemme get a ride."

by Fye One January 8, 2007

lobster

Any of several edible marine crustaceans of the family Homaridae, especially of the genus Homarus, having stalked eyes, long antennae, and five pairs of legs, the first pair of which is modified into large pincers.
basically a big red long thing with pinchers that people eat.

oh mang, that lobster i had for diner was gooood.

by ve03h July 15, 2008

lobsterman

wrestler Jeff Costa od Nashua NH Presidential Candidate Crustacian Party
alll around nice guy

Lobsterman kicks tail

by Bob March 25, 2005

exploding lobster

when you find a very rare lobster that explodes but you use it as a weapon.

scooter got fucked by an exploding lobster last nite and enjoyed it to.

by blakeness November 11, 2008

loob

If you ever spot the word written 'loob' tell the person writing it to foad because it should be l00b.

See l00b.

"Lmao loobed"
"OMFGZ WTF MATEZ?!?!?! It's l00b AIGHT?"
"ok, seen"

by MCMLXXXIV March 18, 2005

Lobster

A lobster is someone who habitually pinches bags before he sells them.

Guy 1: Yo, lets call Shakeem up if Lil Herb doesn't come through.
Guy 2: Nah man, he's a lobster.
Guy 1: Lobster? What?
Guy 2: Yeah man hes scummy enough to pinch a nick.

by Saladon March 22, 2009

Lobster Session

when your boy picks you up a sack and then pinches some out of it before giving it to you.

Damn, my boy Jose hooked me up with a beat-up-ass sack! I bet he had a lobster session on that shit.

by Jay August 6, 2004