1. To tilt thine wrist so that the utensil carrying the liquefied dairy product will fall graciously and cascade onto to the delightfully cooked crustacean.
by Theyunglizard December 11, 2014
by steamy hot lobsterr May 10, 2017
Means having sex in the workshop, you tell this to your relatives if you want them to think of you as an innocent craftsman. You hope they are too impressed to ask any further.
Aunt: "So, what were you and your partners name doing in the workshop last night?"
You: "Oh, we went over there to craft a triple cast lobster. It was pretty intense, but we made it!"
Aunt: "Wow, sounds impressive... Anyways..."
You: "Oh, we went over there to craft a triple cast lobster. It was pretty intense, but we made it!"
Aunt: "Wow, sounds impressive... Anyways..."
by CLuG4ever May 13, 2021
The act of performing oral sex on another individuals anus using melted butter to improve taste and a lobster bib to avoid unnecessary messes. Inspired by the traditional consumption method of a New England lobster.
Danny— “How was your trip to Cape Cod?”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”
by TdogW October 12, 2018
Slang for Pompeo’s slow decline into political death as all of his obscenely piggish and self-aggrandizing acts come to light.
We are all watching the slow Pompeo lobster boil; he is already apparently losing consciousness as he lamely tries to defend himself.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2020
When you are making love to a woman, and when your about to climax, she wraps her legs around you and says that she isn't on birth control. Thus, forcing you to conceive a child with her.
"I was with this really crazy girl and she New England Lobster Trapped me!"
"Looks like I'm going to be a father..."
"Looks like I'm going to be a father..."
by Vindit January 05, 2015
by SparkeyRob June 19, 2014