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Loaf

A human being with immense emotional control and looks to match. They will be your savior in life and in bed too.
They possess skills unknown to even the closest of friends, and although they may seem mentally stable, they often hide the most emotions.

If you meet a said "loaf", never meet them go.
That man is such a loaf! I'm in love with him.

I wish I had a loaf in my life
by LiliiBilii November 23, 2021
mugGet the Loafmug.

Loaf

When someone or something is really bad.
That party was loaf af.
Those shoes are loaf.
by anad dna aiag January 31, 2019
mugGet the Loafmug.

chonky loaf

when a dog -( most likey the corgi)- has a big floofy butt :)
they are very wholesome and happy doggos that everybody is envious of.
"damnnnn look at that chonky loaf! It's so thicck!!"
"Everybody says my dog is a chonky loaf"
"did you hear?! Tyreshia has a smaller butt than her corgi!"
by chunksofmeat69 April 8, 2020
mugGet the chonky loafmug.

wanna loaf?

When someone is handling a large loaf of fiberglass insulation and they offer it to you as a joke.
by Walking_Lazarus October 2, 2019
mugGet the wanna loaf?mug.

Loaf

I’m going to take a loaf.
by Mattypaps July 2, 2020
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Steam off the loaf

A fart that passes around a turd on the way out, producing a more pungent or often deadly odor.
"OH god babe, that fart came with some steam off the loaf!"
by Stanky_Scotty June 15, 2025
mugGet the Steam off the loafmug.

like a slice of marble loaf

-This linear algebra lecture was like a slice of marble loaf
- I thought you said it was okay
- Exactly
by KateT_0_0 April 11, 2022
mugGet the like a slice of marble loafmug.

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