lemon face

Term used to describe a middle-aged single woman, usually employed in a dead-end civil servant job. The lemon face has horrible people skills, is angry at the world, and with her life. She is the one who sits in her cubicle with a perpetual sour-puss look on her face. Lemon faces are typically employed by their respective civil service to be customer service reps.

I waited for 2 hours to renew my drivers licence but when I finally reached the counter, the lemon faced customer service rep told me I didn't have the right documents. Then she said "sucks to be you"

by Wordy McWorderson August 12, 2011

Secret Lemonade Drinker

A person who on the outside appears normal and acts normal. But in secret is a class A (Heroin / Crack / Meth etc) drug addict. The phrase comes from the R. Whites Lemonade television advertisment song of the 1970s / 80s as seen on British Television. In the advert a man is seen creeping downstairs at night in his pyjamas to drink lemonade from the fridge. Surprisingly there are quite a lot of Secret Lemonade Drinkers who are pillars of the community and occupy respectable professions - Doctors, Solicitors, Judges, Police Inspectors etc.

Yeah, did you hear about whats-his-name, apparently he is a "Secret Lemonade Drinker"! You wouldnt believe it of a vicar would you?

by Johnny Parrish August 23, 2011

Polish Lemonade Stand

When four men go into a small shower at the same time and urinate on each other.

Once they were in the hotel room, the four lumberjacks headed for the bathroom to set up the Polish Lemonade Stand.

We told everyone we had a Polish Lemonade Stand last night and they all looked at us with adoration.

Yo, that Polish Lemonade Stand was crunk. I barely had room to stand in there.

by DubSizzle April 26, 2004

Lemon Custard

a code word among males to refer to shaved pussy. It is used in situations when other words might not be socially acceptable. Adjectives can be used accordingly.

"That old wrinkly bitch has a dry lemon custard!"
"Wow, that Kim Kardashian sure has a tasty lemon custard!"
"I hope his mom is gonna be there, because I love her sweet lemon custard."

by RuoJie June 22, 2008

Lemon Oreo

when a white person is sitting in between two asians, it is a lemon oreo

You look like a lemon oreo

by lizzysparkles1996 May 21, 2011

cunt lemonade

when you gather all orgasm juices of your girlfriend until you collect a pitcher full allow this pitcher to ferment over the course of three years after which you add lemon juice and your own cum of choice and then place in punch bowl at a five year old's chuckie cheese birthday party

"jason what the hell are you doing dressed up as chuckie cheese." "I'm about to give these bastards a whole punchbowl's worth of cunt lemonade bitch."

by dontbitethedickthatfeedsyou January 26, 2010

lemon

A lemon is another word for a lesbian.

1. Amy your such a lemon!
2. Poppy and abbie are such lemons

by rachel mundey June 2, 2010