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leg pipe

the tube like section of fabric formed around the leg from the hem of the pants up to the crotch
"Aaaaaah, there's a bug crawling up my leg pipe!"
by scheerio December 1, 2014
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Santa leg

When a mans leg is shaking from the weight
of a large woman but he has to remain pleasant
Wendy used to give a man an erection when she lap danced, now she only gives them Santa leg
by sluggerbob December 11, 2010
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poncho legs

Quite self explanatory. A person with large flabby discolored legs, mistaken as a tool or device to keep something dry.
"Hey look at that ladies poncho legs."
"Ew, They are just hanging over the bicycle seat."
by The Incorrectum January 31, 2010
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Leg War

Similiar to an Armrest War,leg wars occur on buses or planes, in which 2 or more people are battling for comfortable leg space.
Shit man i was on the bus next ot this 500 pound fagget..and he was totally proposing leg war..so i stretched out my legz and got comfortable..but he was having none of it..the leg war went on for the entire bus ride
by The Fighting Irish January 20, 2010
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pork legs

When someone wears jeans/trousers etc that are far too tight, their legs look like sausages being squashed into their skins!!
"I need the next size up, these jeans give me pork legs"

"haha, look at her pork legs"
by x-Emz-x January 24, 2008
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beater's leg

Beater's leg is when you beat your meat so hard that one or both of your legs go numb.
Eryc: Bro, i was sitting on the toilet and beat my meat so hard my left leg went numb bro. And my dick got a little swollen too bro. It caught a case of beater's leg bro.
by DTB4 April 5, 2018
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reconnaissance leg

When you know your leg is there but it feels like it has gone off on a reconnaissance mission...
You tell someone your leg doesn't feel like its there and they say oh you mean your reconnaissance leg (in other words it does that a lot).
by PurpleFairy March 16, 2015
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