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Lebanese Plumber

Lily gave Conner a lebanese plumber in the corner.
by mayb_c March 18, 2024
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Labradoodle

“That Brian guy is corny and way too excited about everything.”
“Yeah he’s a bit of a labradoodle isn’t he?”
by R!5k0n3 April 1, 2024
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lebanazi

A lebanazi is a Lebanese who thinks their dialect and culture is superior. They are constantly comparing Lebanon to all the other places they go to and think that Lebanon is heaven on earth (which it is). A lebanazi will compare Pizza to Manakeesh all the time and will attest that Italians didn’t invent pizza or pasta (which they didn’t!) but that Lebanese people have (which they did). A lebanazi will bring anything they see around the world back to their Lebanese roots. For example, walking on De Kalb road in Manhattan , a lebanazi will explain that the origin of this road is from the Lebanese “Kalb”, meaning “dog”. They will tell you that the founders of anything have Lebanese roots in reality. For example, they’ll tell you that Christopher Columbus had a Lebanese uncle. Lebanazis are so beautiful and kind but do not cross them, for they shall want to convert you by stuffing you with hummus and tabouleh until you admit that Lebanese culture is indeed superior.

Lebanazis are the spirit of any friend group with their laughter and a party is not a party without them. Lebanazis tend to like dating Tunisians and then converting them by telling them that the founders of Carthage were actually Lebanese and that they should just call themselves Lebanese.
I just talked to a Lebanazi who told me that my actual roots are Lebanese. I’m from Brazil!
by Ayouche June 19, 2024
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lebanazi

A lebanazi is a Lebanese who thinks their dialect and culture is superior. They are constantly comparing Lebanon to all the other places they go to and think that Lebanon is heaven on earth (which it is). A lebanazi will compare Pizza to Manakeesh all the time and will attest that Italians didn't invent pizza or pasta (which they didn't!) but that Lebanese people have (which they did). A lebanazi will bring anything they see around the world back to their Lebanese roots. For example, walking on De Kalb road in Manhattan, a lebanazi will explain that the origin of this road is from the Lebanese "Kalb", meaning "dog". They will tell you that the founders of anything have Lebanese roots in reality. For example, they'll tell you that Christopher Columbus had a Lebanese uncle.
Lebanazis are so beautiful and kind but do not cross them, for they shall want to convert you by stuffing you with hummus and tabouleh until you admit that Lebanese culture is indeed superior. Lebanazis are the spirit of any friend group with their laughter and a party is not a party without them. Lebanazis tend to like dating Tunisians and then converting them by telling them that the founders of Carthage were actually Lebanese and that they should just call themselves Lebanese.
I just talked to a Lebanazi who told me that my actual roots are Lebanese. I'm from Brazil!
by Ayouche June 19, 2024
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Labraheeler

A MIX OF DOGS BETWEEN CHOCOLATE LAB AND BLUE HEELER. LABRAHEELERS ARE THE SWEETEST MOST LOVING DOGS THAT HAVE A BIT OF ENERGY BUT LOVE TO CUDDLE
"Omg! What breed is your dog?!"
"She's a labraheeler!"
"She's so sweet!"
by anonymous June 27, 2024
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Labrador

**Labrador (n.)**

A friendly, loyal, and energetic breed of dog, often described as the ultimate companion. Labs are known for their love of water, playful nature, and unrelenting desire for attention and treats. They're equally at home retrieving tennis balls, lounging on the couch, or giving slobbery kisses. Labradors are one of the most popular dog breeds worldwide, adored for their gentle temperament, intelligence, and ability to adapt to any lifestyle—whether it's running on a beach or snuggling on the sofa. Commonly found in colors of black, yellow, and chocolate, Labradors are the go-to breed for families, service work, and anyone in need of a furry friend who's always happy to see you.
Once in a small town, there lived a mischievous dog named Penis. Despite his unusual name, he was a lovable Labrador with a nose for trouble. Penis had a peculiar habit of rummaging through people's garbage bins, seeking out tasty leftovers.

Every morning, he'd sneak into the alley behind the bakery, where the sweet scent of pastries lingered. The baker, noticing his antics, began to leave out a few old croissants for him. But Penis wasn’t picky; whether it was pizza crusts or forgotten fruits, he was always up for a feast.

His adventures soon became the talk of the town. The residents began to set up “Penis-proof” garbage cans, but Penis was clever. He would find ways to tip them over, sending trash flying. Instead of being angry, the townsfolk grew fond of him, often leaving little treats out just for him.

One day, after a big feast, Penis decided to take a nap in the sun, a happy, plump pup. The town loved him so much that they organized a “Penis Parade,” celebrating their favorite trash-loving dog. From then on, Penis became the unofficial mascot of the town, reminding everyone that sometimes a little mischief can bring a community together.
by EMD F59PHI November 9, 2024
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leararian

A person who writes or is a big fan of limericks.
It rhymed. Never let offense get in the way of good rhyme. Rhyme is exempt from good taste. Ask any leararian, and they will tell you how vital the effort is to make rude words stick together.

There once was a girl from Madras,
Who often could be rather crass,
She stuck up her finger,
Into her ringer

And pulled out a half-eaten bass

See? Awful. Very funny.” Eyebrows raised around the circle.

From a 2030 novel about the world of Improv
by CraggyOneLeg January 8, 2025
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