Piss Latency 

The time taken to begin urinating after one approaches the urinal. The time between your urine leaving your body and when you take stance with your penis exposed in known as your "Pee-Ping(ms)" (Less is better). Piss latency is typically higher when others are around (like in public restrooms) and especially after fornication.

My piss latency was higher than normal today, probably because I get nervous in public restrooms.

Piss Latency by Master Yolo McSwaglington May 1, 2014

hoe-lateral damage 

When a man is having success in picking up a good looking girl at a social event and he rolls the dice to talk to a slightly better looking girl, in effect, his actions completely ruin his chances with the former.

Guy #1 - "Did you get her phone number?"
Guy #2 - "Naw man, I started talking to another girl in front of her and she got pissed off."
Guy #1 - "Hard break. That's some hoe-lateral damage."

hoe-lateral damage by dipstickin December 12, 2014

Flaming Latent 

A guy who kinda looks straight but when he talks he sounds like a queen by constantly projecting.

So this flaming latent must like being called girl by his "girlfriend" when they talk. He got mad when I pointed out straight guys don't like that shit.

Flaming Latent by Bigrick9 November 7, 2020

check you later 

Equivalent of 'see you later' or 'smell you later'

Me: i needa get home, i'll check you later aight.

check you later by hommusthot May 10, 2016

a billion years later 

1. An approximated date when all multicellular life forms will die out.

2. An exaggerated statement for how long something may take.

“Hurry up! Is my food ready, a billion years later?”

“A billion years later, we’re all gonna die! Better start making the most of it...”

“Apparently, according to scientific belief, sentient life expires from this solar system supermarket at least a billion years later, and is also when I expect to get my ice cream cone by; assuming my friends can’t be slower than they are, already!”

a billion years later by Smith dux Wurd November 20, 2017

lil bit later 

It determines a certain time frame that something will occur or someone will show up. It has to be before 48 hours, but not before 6 hours stating a "lil bit later"

Ok I'll see ya'll a lil bit later on.....

lil bit later by Ranger7v August 13, 2018

i'll calc you later 

i'll calc you later is a saying you would use if you want to say goodbye to a scrumptious boy (that cutie with the hot jump serve in volleyball). Basically if you are dating someone (your bae obviously)it is a non-cringey way to say i'll see you later while being smart, hip and cool! I'll calc you later ;)

1.Hey Jake, i'll calc you later! ;)
2.Number 1 is so cute I want to calc you later

i'll calc you later by #1@strathmorehasaniceapproach December 10, 2018