The Golden Lap

The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.
The Golden Lap: The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.

"Did you see the guy in the bathroom? The mad lad did a golden lap while 3 other people were using the urinal!"
by Pommy1396 April 26, 2023
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trout lap

Is where you go to the strip club, get a lap dance and the stripper is really getting into it soo much her sweaty, juicy pussy drips on you making your pants smell like trout.
Damn! I'm going to have to throw these pants away from the trout lap I got at Fantasies last night!
by Trolkin King November 16, 2017
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miracle lap

driving around town, in a large circle, in the hope of finding something fun to do before you get back to where you started.
"Hannah and I did the miracle lap and didn't find anything to do"
by MasterBater January 30, 2013
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Lap Dogg

A women who uses the word no to try and get men to force themselves onto them sexually, this can happen with clothes on or off.
That bitch signed into the barracks and came into my room, took her own panties off then gonna tell me no ??
Get the fuck out of here lap dogg, tryna bite me bitch...
by Ragnar Funnies September 06, 2018
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Soup and a lap dance

A classic winter tradition.

On cold winter nights it's very common for a wife or girlfriend to make a big pot of soup then give her man a lap dance after dinner.
by Tttain285 December 10, 2020
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Castro's Lap Dog

When a bastard son with a shitty accent and gay haircut tries to turn a democracy into Communist country whilst hiding behind a pandemic and his door.
Hey look over there, isn't that Trued... Nevermind. That's Castro's Lap Dog.
by Indifferent justice March 22, 2022
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triple laps

When you stick her toes in your nose then suck the boogies off
“Dude I went from first base to triple laps last night with Mary!”
by Avid-Whooper-Fucker April 14, 2021
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