passing lane blindness

doing the speed limit or LESS! in the (left or) passing lane!
an individual unable to perceive the line of cars behind him/her, hugging their bumper; trying to tell them something.

GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY! YOU DUMB ASS!! -camp on a toilet!!! -makes one long for a james bond car!!! to 'fix' the problem!, ignorance; total non-understanding of ones' status relating to driving techniques.! STUPIDITY!!

that stupid ass has the passing lane blindness, what a dumb mother-fuck!! -might as well get out and walk!!

he has the passing lane blindness, and doesn't notice the tractor-trailer up his ass!!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

666 Lucifer Lane

The home of Satan.

Tommy never came back from 666 Lucifer Lane.

by nippleface April 26, 2011

Ass Crack Lane

When someones pants are falling down and their ass crack is visable, they are then on or traveling down ass crack lane.

Guy 1: dude you can see that chicks crack!
Guy 2: Shes on a walk down ass crack lane!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 7, 2009

lane change no blinker

while heavily engrossed in sex, and without any warning or hint, the male quickly removes his member and jams it into his girlfriend's/wife's leather cheerio.

while bob was banging mrs. cleaver, he got tired of her loose roast beef curtains, so immediately conducted a lane change no blinker.

by johnny lurline February 17, 2007

stay in your lane

An expression used by people who have a pet cause, and don't want anyone questioning that cause. A fast way to shut down a conversation from anyone deemed too outside to participate, no matter what their level of qualifications.

"Don't go telling me to vaccinate my kids when you don't have any. Stay in your lane."

by Kat Kandle July 18, 2018

asian lane change

This is a sex move that is performed by going from either of a woman's holes (south of the belly button) to the other, without giving her a signal that the change in lanes is coming. This is hilarious when moving to the fart-box, and a health risk when moving from it.

John Mayer: What's up, did you hear that Jennifer Aniston and I broke up?

Brad Pitt: Yeah. Did you hear that I pulled an asian lane change on her before you broke up?

John Mayer: *sniffle*

by Vaginasareweird October 8, 2010

Slip-lane Surfer

A driver who has no intention of putting their foot through the accelerator because they are in the slip-lane on the motorway.

Manager: I can't believe you are late for work again Greg!

Greg: You won't believe it boss, I was stuck behind a total slip-lane surfer doing 50 when they should have been doing 100!

by QuestionableSandwich January 27, 2017