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Fast Lane Cork

When someone is clogging up the fast lane by going less than 20 mph over the limit. Typically, it's either a clueless geezer or someone engrossed in a dazzling cell phone discussion unaware of the constipation-like backup behind them. When the cork finally pops and the back up starts flowing, so do the middle fingers.
A freaking Fast Lane Cork made me late for work today.
by Slugworthy March 30, 2011
mugGet the Fast Lane Corkmug.

666 Lucifer Lane

Tommy never came back from 666 Lucifer Lane.
by nippleface April 26, 2011
mugGet the 666 Lucifer Lanemug.

Ass Crack Lane

When someones pants are falling down and their ass crack is visable, they are then on or traveling down ass crack lane.
Guy 1: dude you can see that chicks crack!
Guy 2: Shes on a walk down ass crack lane!
by LMFMC FUCKER June 7, 2009
mugGet the Ass Crack Lanemug.

lane change no blinker

while heavily engrossed in sex, and without any warning or hint, the male quickly removes his member and jams it into his girlfriend's/wife's leather cheerio.
while bob was banging mrs. cleaver, he got tired of her loose roast beef curtains, so immediately conducted a lane change no blinker.
by johnny lurline February 17, 2007
mugGet the lane change no blinkermug.

stay in your lane

An expression used by people who have a pet cause, and don't want anyone questioning that cause. A fast way to shut down a conversation from anyone deemed too outside to participate, no matter what their level of qualifications.
"Don't go telling me to vaccinate my kids when you don't have any. Stay in your lane."
by Kat Kandle July 18, 2018
mugGet the stay in your lanemug.

Slip-lane Surfer

A driver who has no intention of putting their foot through the accelerator because they are in the slip-lane on the motorway.
Manager: I can't believe you are late for work again Greg!

Greg: You won't believe it boss, I was stuck behind a total slip-lane surfer doing 50 when they should have been doing 100!
by QuestionableSandwich January 27, 2017
mugGet the Slip-lane Surfermug.

Zoom Zoom Lane

A-Zoom Zoom Lane is a lane on an American Highway that is used to go zoom zoom. A-Zoom Zoom Lane is also known as an HOV or High-Occupancy Vehicle Lane. A-Zoom Zoom Lane can also be the Left most lane of a road. Usually, the Zoom-Zoom Lane is used to pass a slower vehicle on the rightmost lane.
Person 1: "Man someone was going really slow on the zoom zoom lane."
Person 2: "The What?"

Person 1: "GET OFF THE ZOOM ZOOM LANE IF YOU'RE GOING UNDER 60MPH."
Car1: "Honks!"

Officer1: "Why were you going 70 in a 65."
Driver1: "BECAUSE ITS THE ZOOM ZOOM LANE!"
Officer1: "Alright, How much have you had to drink tonight?"
by XthedrewX December 19, 2019
mugGet the Zoom Zoom Lanemug.

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