Landon

Landon is normally a very sweet guy, with the hair colour of dark chocolate and the same goes to for eyes. Caring and compassionate, he is protective. Though having some rough spots here and there he is an understanding and gentle guy. He will call you late at night when you need a shoulder to cry on, he will be there to talk to you when you need a friend or if you just need some simple advice. He loves the ones he cares about most, so you shouldn't get on their bad side either. Loving and sweet. He's great boyfriend material. He's loveable and an angel sent from heaven. Never let a Landon go.

Girl 1: Yo, who's that?
Girl 2: Oh him? That's Landon
Girl 1: He looks so sweet
Girl 2: That's because he is sweet

by Naomi_Galx March 30, 2019

Landon

An idoit who thinks they are cool

Landon is a bully

by Dogtu December 11, 2019

Landon

Landon is the kind of guy all girls want to be with and all guys check out. Landon knows his stuff. The dark web forums talk about Landon and refer to him as a skilled and trained professional. No details. He is rumored to be tied to the Clintons, but how is vague and mysterious. People say he do 112 pull-ups in 53 seconds. When Landon walks down a crowded sidewalk, the elderly yield to him and when driving the police pull over. Many a baby have said “Landon”, as their first words. This is a phenomenon known as “Landon-itis”. He is witty…some say the wittiest. He defines charisma and cool. Chester the Cheeta met Landon, and then became cool. Landon invented the mic drop.

“Did you see those baby ducks following Landon?”

“Landon is such a boss. I heard he has opposable thumbs and can lift a Porsche boxter with them.”

“Zack Bryan asked Landon to open for him, but Landon was making a cup of ramen. He said, “maybe later, bruh”.

“Landon’s fans drink a fifth of vodka and just drive. Sometimes they have a girlfriend in the trunk.”

“I heard that Chris changed to Christine so she could ask Landon on a date”, but he knows a Chris when he sees one.

by K2darizzle April 14, 2025

Landon

Landon is the Hottest son of a bitch iv'e met he gets all the girls but his "friend" who hides her feelings inside has a huge crush on him while she acts like she hates his guts so thats what he thinks

Landon is really crazy but hot

by Hottiegal1234 January 24, 2023

Landon

Landon is a total fuck-boy. He tends to be friends with everyone, but still has a sense of humor. He also enjoys staring at and kissing his boob light.

"Oh, look it's Landon!"

"Why is he kissing a boob light?"

by maddalynn_ March 7, 2021

Landon Hyphen

Landon Hyphen is a character found in ancient Patrician myths. The story of Landon Hyphen is not a very happy one, he had a rough childhood growing up vertically challenged, and eventually was turned into a bull (the Landimal) by an evil witch named Kathryn (who was also his grandmother). Landons mom is Eva Bryson, and his father is unknown, though his stepfather goes by the name of Kiki Cheski. Landons great grandmother is Brooklyn.

Landon species is commonly known as a Single Landon, as Landons are extremely rare on the overground island of Patrick.

person 1: "Have you heard of the Patrician myth the Landimal?"
person 2: "Yes! I find how Landon Hyphen was turned into a Landimal by his grandmother to be very interesting."

by williambowery November 13, 2023

Landon

A guy who is modest and can have some anger issues. Does really care who he dates. tries to impress cute girls. When angered he might attack. his favorite color is cyan. he likes to try different hair style. his Gaze is amazing. He has Brown eyes which bring you to the bottom of his soul. His dark brown hair is soft a long.

LANDON IS COOL, HIS GANG ALWAYS GOT HIS BACK

by EEEEEEEEMAN May 4, 2022