landon

a short white dude who got whole lotta zest packed in him. half the school likes him. vanilla fudge hair.

“is landon gay”

“idfk”

by StinkyFart7000 April 4, 2023

landon dunn

a legend and someone you can always trust and love!

landon dunn is a legend and the best ever!

by presley the legend August 30, 2019

Landon

Landon is a guy that is an overall gamer, he had been playing video games since he was three and they didn't get old until he turned 14. Landon can be pretty annoying sometimes but he tries his best to be funny and he does do a decent job at it too. Landon is pretty boring, he's also pretty insecure about his weight. As for getting ladies, Landon has always been terrible at it, partly because he doesn't really have much of a sex appeal and he just isn't good at talking to women in general. He thinks he will die alone but he also thinks that he can possibly score one day. He also likes Aviator glasses

Person 1: whos that guy over there with those aviator glasses?

Person 2: oh that's just Landon don't mind him, he's pretty much a loser anyway

by Chadsexyhotman August 8, 2021

Landon

Landon is the sexiest red head alive. He’s a fucking sex magnet. If you want a good time hit Landon up. He won’t disappoint.

All the girls want Landon, he gives it the best way.

by LiteralDeath November 23, 2020

landon shelley

Landon is an AMAZING person and he is cute, sweet, handsome, romantic, and so much more. He’s friendly to anyone he meets but if you do him wrong that’s on you. Everyone deserves a Landon, but don’t get mad if he’s already taken by the love of his life, let them be.

Example: Omg Landon Shelley is so cute. I wish he was mine, then i’d Really be treated right!

by Sportylife12345 January 7, 2019

Landon kinkter

when you get play once a year with a 6/10 chick and you ask her if shes kinky

yo bro i pulled a landon kinkter last night

by Landon Bichter June 6, 2022

Landon

Landon is normally a very sweet guy, with the hair colour of dark chocolate and the same goes to for eyes. Caring and compassionate, he is protective. Though having some rough spots here and there he is an understanding and gentle guy. He will call you late at night when you need a shoulder to cry on, he will be there to talk to you when you need a friend or if you just need some simple advice. He loves the ones he cares about most, so you shouldn't get on their bad side either. Loving and sweet. He's great boyfriend material. He's loveable and an angel sent from heaven. Never let a Landon go.

Girl 1: Yo, who's that?
Girl 2: Oh him? That's Landon
Girl 1: He looks so sweet
Girl 2: That's because he is sweet

by Naomi_Galx March 30, 2019