Dong Licker

being so bored you want to see what happens when you search dong licker on wikipedia. You know what it means. I know you know what it means. I live in your walls. Check your bathroom. I shoved your toothbrush up my anus and watched you brush your teeth with it.

i know you are the real dong licker here James.

by deengloremenglormness May 16, 2022

Street licker

The liker licking the liquor on the street

"look at that street licker"
"Ew"

by EnbyTrash42 March 25, 2022

Gooch-licker

Another way of saying someone is a suck-up or ass-kisser; The word Gooch is referring to the no man’s land between a males asshole and balls.

Did you seem Tom with the boss again today? Yeah, Tom is a total Gooch-licker.

by Cledusbosepheus February 24, 2022

Brick Licker

Definition for a crypto degen who has made poor choices with his investments or acts in a scammy way.

He's a fuckin BRICK LICKER

by Brick Licker August 28, 2021

Penis licker

The equivalent of a human being using its tongue to lick off the dried yeast and old crusted dead skin of the man's lower body organ between his legs.

Hey!!! That person is a penis licker! Radical!!!

by Bigbustyradiatorcum March 29, 2023

Boot-licker

A politically affiliated insult towards the right commonly used by people who didn't get enough love as a child.

Usually refers to people who believe the police aren't necessarily evil.

Person 1: Wow, I can't believe the police arestred me for attacking them.

Person 2: Didn't you break the law though?

Person 1: Your just a boot-licker. Fuck cops.

Person 2: ...

by TakeMyFatL September 14, 2019

window licker

person with a learning disability and special needs who gets paraded around town in a big blue bus, funded by social services.

:are there any triggers for your epilepsy?
:when i'm licking windows.

by gavin September 27, 2003