pork legs

When someone wears jeans/trousers etc that are far too tight, their legs look like sausages being squashed into their skins!!

"I need the next size up, these jeans give me pork legs"

"haha, look at her pork legs"

by x-Emz-x January 24, 2008

white legs

Cuming on your legs just befor you have sex

Ethan got white legs when he saw leonie naked

by Whire legs December 13, 2015

Lockdown legs

A buildup of body fat, particularly in the leg area, caused as a result of adhering to pandemic lockdown restrictions.

Steve: Hey Brad, seen Suzie since the restrictions started?
Brad: No, why?
Steve: Well try not to do a double take when you see her - serious case of lockdown legs.
Brad: I hear ya bro.

by kidchameleon May 27, 2020

Book Legs

The act in which one begins to narrarate ones own life according to the style of the lengthy book just read in a short period of time.

"Frank's still talking like hes an elf in a bloody fantasy novel."
"Probably stuck on his book legs."

by ZePacMan December 23, 2008

gamer's legs

When you have been playing video games for too long and your legs feel numb and woozy when you try to walk.

I've been gaming too much today; I have gamer's legs.

by Dode222 May 14, 2016

run-leg

verb: means to get after it, chase girls, talk with girls.

Guy1: Yo, we gonna get after it at the bars tonight ?
Guy2: Yeah man, we're def gonna run-leg tonight Bro!

by Lexi$$ September 8, 2010

Booty-Legging

When you have to drive a hot chick across state lines to an area where the age of consent is 17 or younger.

Rubs really showed some Booty-Legging wisdom when he drove that drunk bitch he met at the FSU tailgate to Georgia last weekend. Legal consent at 16 is awesome!

by Yellabird April 14, 2014