Keyboard Diarrhea

The act of pressing multiple keys in a random order to symbolise excitement, shock, and other explosive emotions. Often reminds one of diarrhea due to the stringent rule of making sure that it sounds fluid.
Can also refer to keyboard warriors typing complete, and absolute, bullshit.

A Legend On Mangadex: You're so "the type" that even with that keyboard diarrhea you'd somehow managed to address nothing. Fuck off, I've had it with you insecure mensa rejects. Blocked.

by imafuckboi July 24, 2020

Keyboard comedian

A person who happens to be very funny online, on forums or private conversations, but ends up being pretty boring, awkward or hard to talk to in the real world.

-I really thought we were going to have a better yesterday with Matt, he seemed like he was so clever and funny on Facebook. Turns out he was just weird and awkward in person.
-Yeah, he's a keyboard comedian.

by el_realisator May 13, 2016

underdesk keyboard pull out thing

the thing under your desk that you can pull out for your keyboard

I don't have enough place on my desk, i need an underdesk keyboard pull out thing

by NotMrJunior June 9, 2018

Keyboard Stroke

When you smash your face on the keyboard.

"Nwtjwyjwjrehrj"
"I think he had a Keyboard stroke!"

by Jewlzex March 24, 2017

give her the keyboard

Perform coitus

I gave her the click clack whip whack

What?
Yknow, gotta give her the keyboard

Ohh

by Nuhdge December 6, 2016

ducky keyboard

An absolute flex of a keyboard; it is a fact that 34.1% of all PC gamers have ducky keyboard because it clicks cool.

PC gamer: check out the clicking sound of my $100 HyperX x Ducky One 2 Mini Mechanical Gaming Ducky Keyboard!
Me: Wow. That’s a cool HyperX x Ducky One 2 Mini Mechanical Gaming Ducky Keyboard.

by UrmomDictionary December 6, 2020

Keyboard warrior

Someone who chats shit behind a screen but is a pussy in real life.

The word keyboard warrior means: Yusuf neki tHoUgHt iT WaS AnOnYmOuS and said insulting things

by Toxicneki November 23, 2020