When a guys “junk” is so small, tucked, or equivalently smashed to his body, that you literally can not tell if it’s a he or a she.
Usually bicycle shorts are very telling, but I can’t tell what’s going on with his Ken parts. He looks like a ken doll downstairs.
by SlightlyAskew September 10, 2019

The best boyfriend/husband that anyone could ever ask for
A Ken-j will treat you the best you have ever been treated
Hes funny,cute,talented and always knows how to make people laugh
Hes a good person but has been through alot but he'll still be there for you weather hes suffering on his own or not
Get yourself a ken-j not mine though
A Ken-j will treat you the best you have ever been treated
Hes funny,cute,talented and always knows how to make people laugh
Hes a good person but has been through alot but he'll still be there for you weather hes suffering on his own or not
Get yourself a ken-j not mine though
"Hey did you see Samantha had a new boyfriend "
"Yeah hes such a Ken-j"
"I know right I'm so jealous "
"Yeah hes such a Ken-j"
"I know right I'm so jealous "
by Luna_0w0 May 28, 2021

A male version of a karen which makes solutions for others problems that are not very good and probably annoying
Person1: wow I just got finished hunting deer
Ken: Um excuse me💅
Person1: can I help you?
Ken: are you hunting in this area
Person1: yes?
Ken: that is not allowed here this is a safe place theyre kids here
Person1: well I’m about to leave and I don’t see any kids so...
Ken: no I’m gonna put you under citizens arrest if you leave
Person1: no your a KEN
Ken: Um excuse me💅
Person1: can I help you?
Ken: are you hunting in this area
Person1: yes?
Ken: that is not allowed here this is a safe place theyre kids here
Person1: well I’m about to leave and I don’t see any kids so...
Ken: no I’m gonna put you under citizens arrest if you leave
Person1: no your a KEN
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