Karl is the god of flirting shit. He makes everyone got hooked for him. He is the god of beauty and brains. Karl used to be an icon of falling in love. A Karl is so good in making girls fall for him but is unlucky in falling inlove. He is a fucking ghoster and fucking ghosted 3000 times. That’s why he is called the god of beauty and brains because he knows his worth and beauty. The word should only be used to immortal men who can survive a day of having sex for 700 times.
by Shameless Man August 21, 2019
by Stankyfarts February 15, 2023
A: wanna get on my karl and see how I turn this SUV into a Labogini?
B: Of course
A: Wish my Karl would be fast enough to get us to that motherfukin university! AMEN!!!
B: *moai*
B: Of course
A: Wish my Karl would be fast enough to get us to that motherfukin university! AMEN!!!
B: *moai*
by nopeakaphamminhteky1 December 02, 2024
karl is a dumb ass fucking faggot who licks dick for a living this porch back bigger monkey should of back to the realm of retardedness where this ducking slut came from!
by karlisgaykarlisgay May 05, 2022
by ilovesillyfrogs February 13, 2023
Karl is the kind of guy who is in a wheelchair. He lives in a condo with 2 adopted girls. He is known as a pervert because when his daughter's best friends come to visit, he stares at their chest and butt.
Karl is a good friend but as his prisoners often say, he is not the best at buying food. He is the worst at making dinner!
Both his adopted girls are forced to wear sweatpants and oversized hoodies in order to be looked at the perv.
Karl is a good friend but as his prisoners often say, he is not the best at buying food. He is the worst at making dinner!
Both his adopted girls are forced to wear sweatpants and oversized hoodies in order to be looked at the perv.
Elise: ugh its Karl!
Maya: hey don't be rude, Elise!! I love him soo much, imma go byeeee!
Elise: . . .
Lucy: agh he's looking straight at me! Elise, what do I do?
Elise: THAT PERV.!! Here let me cover you with my arm
Lucy: thx B
Maya: ELISE HURRY UP!!!!!!!!
Maya: hey don't be rude, Elise!! I love him soo much, imma go byeeee!
Elise: . . .
Lucy: agh he's looking straight at me! Elise, what do I do?
Elise: THAT PERV.!! Here let me cover you with my arm
Lucy: thx B
Maya: ELISE HURRY UP!!!!!!!!
by L_is_awesome December 06, 2019