Jordan is a girl with a slight orange tint to it she’s nice when u first meet her but then she will take advantage of you and be a bitch. She doesn’t care about money and will even steal it from her own mom and friends. She thinks she is very popular but that is not true she is a rude little girl and tends to hangout with Mias and also Hannahs. Never trust and jordan because she dates boys to get popular and dates black guys and curls her hair to be black when she is white and pale af and bad little freckled face not that much but is ugly. Just remember they are fake and never trustful NEVER TRUST THEM
by jacquiim July 24, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. Meme dealer fat friend depressed but tells nobody strong like to skateboard and play guitar stoner not attractive and makes friends super easy
Jordan is fucking dumb
by Для того March 4, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. The most confident boy you know. He is funny and smart. Jordan may seem like a bit of an a**hole but at the end of the day he is caring and protective of the special girl in his life.
Hi jordan
by UndercoverJ May 10, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. jordan (male!) will be the most attractive human you will ever come across. he has a caring and kind heart that's good at listening. he makes your heart, stomach, and mind fuzzy and filled with something like lust. not only that, but he has the perfect sense of humor that anyone would love and can make you smile despite the condition. his sense of style is amazing btw. one look at jordan and you feel happier and warm.
random girl: dang lol look at that cute ass boy over there!
another girl: haha wait i think his name is jordan or smtg
another girl: haha wait i think his name is jordan or smtg
by initialscs February 16, 2019
Get the jordanmug. "One loutish, headstrong penis, a barbarous cuntivore without a flyspeck of decency in him. The capscallion of all rapscallions. A scurvy, vermiform scug with a serpentine twinkle in his solitary eye. An orgulous Turk who strikes in the dark vaults of flesh like a penile thunderbolt. A greedy cur seeking shadows, slick crevices, tuna fish ecstasy, and sleep..." -Richard Dooling, Brain Storm
1. Jordan is a cuntivore
2. Jordan = cuntivore
3. "I'm Jordan. Therefore, I am. A cuntivore."
4. If Jordan = cuntivore, then by the symmetric property we may also determine that cuntivore = Jordan
5. "If all cuntivores are orgulous Turks and all orgulous Turks are Jordans, then are all Jordans cuntivores?"
"Yes."
2. Jordan = cuntivore
3. "I'm Jordan. Therefore, I am. A cuntivore."
4. If Jordan = cuntivore, then by the symmetric property we may also determine that cuntivore = Jordan
5. "If all cuntivores are orgulous Turks and all orgulous Turks are Jordans, then are all Jordans cuntivores?"
"Yes."
by BadManThomas August 16, 2011
Get the Jordanmug. another word for complete asshole with a tiny dick that cannot be seen even with the strongest microscope
by sexymama78387 December 25, 2009
Get the Jordanmug. JORDAN
Jordan is usually a girls name that has big tits and hairy nipples, has a tendency to be a boy with bright blue eyes or brown eyes tends to have brown hair or sometimes ginger (redhead) or as some prefer strawberry blonde, usually has the mickey taken out of him and has names called towards him, Jordan is a very nice considerate person who listens to your story and can trust him with anything you say!
Jordan is usually a girls name that has big tits and hairy nipples, has a tendency to be a boy with bright blue eyes or brown eyes tends to have brown hair or sometimes ginger (redhead) or as some prefer strawberry blonde, usually has the mickey taken out of him and has names called towards him, Jordan is a very nice considerate person who listens to your story and can trust him with anything you say!
by Fucknut98 February 14, 2018
Get the Jordanmug.