jennifer

short, usually white, and blonde. shocks innocent puppies until they cry for mercy. very rude to many kids. aka hunter. won’t let him call friends because she’s jealous of his popularity. very lonely, generally has kids with pedofiles or thumbs. sounds like she’s always casually choking on wiener dogs. loves to eat hot dogs for a living. makes hella good french fries for ryana. yummy. daughter is going through a transgender phase. son is going through a homo phase. has a girlfriend to cover up his gayness. thanks it thanks for watching ;) subscribe and turn on post notifications

Person 1: who dat bitch?

Person 2: jennifer broski that’s hunters mother hahehahe

by RyanaSucksAtLife March 17, 2019

Jennifer Sura Rivera

The pettiest and meanest bitch who you will ever meet. She will try to make your life miserable. Overall an asshole.

Person 1:omg did you hear what Jennifer Sura Rivera did?

Person 2:yeah she SUCH a bitch.

by Ej. September 18, 2021

Jennifer

A ginger red whore who can never stop committing adultery. And uses her men for money.

Hey do you know Jennifer?

Yeah! She is on guy number thirty five.

Man he better watch his money!

by Charbelle January 9, 2022

Jennifer

Jennifer is a bad person to be around and not a nice friend so don’t hang out with her cause she got lice and got pimples so don’t be her friend

Omg Jennifer is so mean I’m not her friend

by Thegirlthathatesjennifer November 5, 2019

Jennifer

A girl who is such an annoying brat.

That Jennifer is so annoying .

by Kite78 March 16, 2017

Jennifer Lopez

Someone who is recommended to post about in the Urban Dictionary guidlines (besides my girlfriend sally >_<) ... for reasons unknown.

She's hispanic and sings. She also "guest-starred" (not really ...) on South Park. :D

"Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally."

by Madison pwns your mom ;D August 5, 2008

jennifer

A common girl name..she is full of attitude and kind of likes to control people..they can be sassy af but the most lovable person you will meet.

Girl one: Who is that and why is she so bossy?
Girl two: well she has to be a Jennifer,Right?

by Foreverdatass536 April 12, 2017