Church Jeans

The least worn out jeans in one's wardrobe, reserved for special occasions such as church on Sundays. These jeans are normally utilized by those to whom khakis are considered "fancy man pants."

"Honey, have you seen my church jeans? I can put my whole hand into the holes in my other pairs."

by Krums1&4 May 13, 2016

brooke jeans

A Brooke Jeans is usually super fabulous, funny, and super bhad. She loves to ft all the time, but she doesn’t all her attention :’( but it’s ok because she makes up for it in sex. She’s super kinky and a freak.

Brooke Jeans wanted to have sex four times last night.

by NotAStonerr June 13, 2020

Jean-Baptiste

A guy appearing to be hot, cute, handsome, charming, well-mannered, and as a guest on the episode of "INACC, IACC" of "KN" by "GR" (as the host of the show)!!!!!!!!!!!!

28:10 - *Jean-Baptiste raises his eyebrows for 1/2 a 'sec' while smiling and continues to smile (as I blush & squeal in delight as a 'Baptist' too!!!!!!!!!!!!)!!!!!!!!!!!!*

by I DON'T LOVE YOU FOR ETERNITY! January 11, 2021

norma jean

Norma Jean is the name of Marilyn Monroe - however, it has been adopted by a southern rock group on solid-state records.

Unfortunately, to the uninitiated, they just sound like somebody being burned alive, set to drums.

"What is this shit?"
"It's Norma Jean, babe!"
"Now that be lovin' music!"

by Devon Zachary September 2, 2005

Skinny Jeans

A new trend of jeans that are really skinny around the legs. They are falsely-associated with punks scene kids and skaters when reallly just about every guy wears them nowadays. Some men consider them gay.

Hey, that guy has skinny jeans, he must be a skater or a punk.
Naw, I have a pair and I don't skate.

by lightningtime January 8, 2010

Pepe Jeans

Worn by ghetto hood-rats who usually can't even afford it.

Shaniqua: Girrrrrl, i just got me them Pepe Jeans I put on lay away.
Keisha: You go girl, you gonna b stylin!

by Debra B. April 26, 2006

tapered jeans

An attempt to create a happy medium between disco-era bell-bottoms and New-Wave spandex that failed miserably. They are usually high-waisted, full-seated, and quite narrow at the ankle (their character trait). Still sold in stores like Wal-Mart, Mervyns and Kohls and worn mostly by suburban moms who don't watch Desperate Housewives or Sex in the City.

Oh look honey, those tapered jeans show off your keds.

by Jonathan Carmona September 19, 2008