Jason Bowl

One posseses a Jason Bowl when a staggering amount of weed is packed into a bowl. This is not to be confused with a fat bowl. A Jason Bowl can be defined as such when the bowl can no longer support the amount of weed in it; secifically when the weed continues to spill out without any sudden motion.

Andrew: Dude, are you done packing up that fat bowl?
Jason: Fat bowl? Fuck that. I wanna get blazed; this is gonna be a Jason Bowl.
Andrew: I'm bout to be fucked up.
Jason: Fo sho, then we'll hit up Wendy's for a dank-ass soquid.

by The Dirty Loop June 22, 2006

jason becker

The greatest guitarist that ever lived. He and Marty Friedman started the amazing speed metal band called Cacophony. Somehow Jason got ALS and now he can't shred the fuck out of everyone.

"Jason Becker fucking owns, Marty Friedman is awesome too."

by Jason Becker Lover July 7, 2006

Jason Peng

Not only is anyone named Jason Peng a whimsical ferret's foot, but they are also faggots.

Jason Peng is a fucking retarded whimsical ferret's foot, and only the foot. Jason's a fucking faggot.

by s;jdf;lajasfas May 11, 2020

Jason Wyer

A boy which looks like Harry Potter.

"Look, Harry potter is coming!"
"No, it's just Jason Wyer."

by Beeth:D November 30, 2011

jason vorhees

a lonely man that gets bullied cause his face and got mad just like school shooters and sarted to kill

jason vorhees is very lonely

by lonelynicholas May 7, 2019

jason mask

A hockey mask, which is used by Jason Voorhees, a fictional character from the Friday the 13th series of slasher films. The hockey mask is one of the most recognizable images in popular culture, and is presumed to be worn by a lunatic killer.

Dude! stop playing with that jason mask, it's f***n frightening!

by OTTr December 31, 2007

Jason Post

Any sexual position or move that leaves the lady sexually unsatisfied in the end

Hey Kim What's it like to sleep with Kanye West?
Horrible, dat niggas favorite move is the Jason post.

by Digestive_Squire April 20, 2015