Jan

Jan is a ginger. He thinks he can sing but he cant. He lost his virginity when he was 13.

Person 1: "whats ur name"
Person 2: "jan"
Person 1: "ew"

by Marak grlic November 21, 2021

jan frank

someone who bangs ypu mum every sunday

guy 1: jan smashed my mum last sunday
guy 2: don’t worry daddy jan frank he also smashed mine

by masterjan May 15, 2021

jan 17th

national cant say no to people with this birthday on this day no matter what.

januarians dont get enough recognition!

do you wanna date? well its jan 17th so sure

by zams09 January 16, 2023

Jan & Jul

A small, women owned business with the BEST rain or shine gear for kids and adults! Raining outside? Sun beating down? We got you 😉

Person 1: Raining again? These kids NEED to go outside but they’ll get soaked!
Person 2: You need to get them some Jan & Jul waterproof gear!

Beach trip, finally! SO glad I packed our Jan & Jul sun hats!

by Jan&Jul November 24, 2021

Jan

Is what you call someone who loses braincells everytime he looks at you.

If his name is jan, his future work will be licking asshole in a gay bar.

You are a jan bitch.

by TenseOak June 14, 2021

jan

a big sexist who doesn't like c but does like java script

ugh there is jan

by big daddy sweder May 16, 2022

Jan

Crazy, sexy and unbalance human, with a wild heart. She can be shy but if you’re close she will reveal her true self, she is can be funny, adventurer and wise. Not easy to be her friend, but she is very loyal to those who are. Her pride will get in the way, but if you find her, she will love you all the way, she will make you feel on top of the highest mountain, but watch out because if you fall you will fall hard.

You will never forget a Jan.

Hey do you wanna go crazy in love? Get yourself a Jan

by A_Bxy November 24, 2021