Jaded Imagination

When you fool yourself into an untrue thought.

You think one way because it's how you would like it to be, but deep down you know its not true. ...he had a jaded imagination when he spoke about his ex girlfriend.

by Bryce11 February 28, 2011

Angry Jade

When you pour green cactus jacks all over your partners naked bum then lick it while stimulating your partners sensual areas with your tongue. The bum juices then mix with the cactus jacks creating a leakage of green juices which pour from the bum for several days after.

Guy 1: "last night me and kath did angry jade. i can still taste it and when she sits down its all green''

by user1706 January 25, 2011

plucky jade

a colonial word for a girl whore or slut. another word for whench.

"By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade."

by yxrkckh July 9, 2006

Lori Jade

A lori Jade is a very gay little blonde girl with dumbass features can’t keep a gavin

Hey Look A Rat

look at that lori jade

It’s so scary

by Hank butthurt March 16, 2019

Jade Palace

A place of Oriental Wonder which offers THE BEST Asian buffet in New England. Often associated with Rowdy teenagers. Popular customs include sticking the bathroom plunger to the mirror in the Men's restroom or making a big ass mess on the table before you leave.

Ganyeezy and OD are the f***ing MacDaddy's of Jade Palace. The female waiters worship them.

by Dat MacSheedy May 9, 2011

Jade Puget

th hottest sexiest man with the greatest voice on this destroyed planet!

i love h
him

by marta July 31, 2003

Vu Jade

The distinct feeling that you have never been in a particular place or circumstance in the past.

The antonym of Deja Vu, pronounced as "voo zha-day".

Neil Armstrong: "When I took that first step ,nto the Moon, you know, right before you did, I had this intense feeling of Vu Jade."

Buzz Aldrin: "Wow. No shit?"

by Qihumanxia February 4, 2007