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Jacket the Faggot

Jacket the Faggot is the most powerful being in existence. Once a year it rises out from the asshole of a Mexican virgin to wreak havoc on the mythical, Deepwater Arab. The only way to kill Jacket is to throw it into a tub of rabid Jews covered in the semen of a thousand baby horses with eggplants messily shoved into their urethras.

We all hail,
Jacket the Faggot.
Person #1 : “Hey man, did you hear about Jacket the Faggot?”

Person #2 : “My cock-hole is still sore.”
by TheJewSlayer69 June 2, 2019
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rusty jacket

This is when you leave your jacket sitting in a place where a pet of some sort can take a dump on it without your knowing of. And the unfortunate surprise of when you put on your jacket to find out that you have a turd stuck to you.
"oh my cat just gave me a rusty jacket!"

Going by the smell I think your dog has just given me a rusty jacket again!"
by oddjob in the shire November 3, 2010
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Mahogany Jacket

When you pull out from a fresh anal sesh and find your wood covered in the brown stuff.
She treated me last night but I ended up with a Mahogany Jacket.
by UnclaimedClock February 8, 2019
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Davis' Jacket Tatty

The Anus or Bumhole, sometimes enjoyed with a glass of Milk™️.
Davis' Jacket Tatty:

get your jacket tatty out.

My mate has a great jacket tatty.

Do you like Tuna mayo and beans on your jacket tatty?
by MyJacketTatty July 7, 2025
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Buffalo Straight Jacket

When a woman is wearing her bra, and the cups are moved to over her eyes. The straps then create a straight jacket effect. The male takes his dick and mouth fucks her.
It’s date night, want to try the Buffalo straight jacket tonight?
by Liljohnson69 May 31, 2024
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Shaft Jacket

1. A jacket and or coat that gives one the appearance of Shaft.

2: An idiom for the word Condom
1. Did you see that nigga's coat? It was a real shaft jacket.

2. Hey baby, we can have sex as long as you brought a shaft jacket.
by L-pain420 December 31, 2011
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