status jacker

one who copies and pastes others staus updates and uses them as their own. this behaviour is only acceptable if a link to the original author is included, as to give them the credit.

did you see what johns status is? he status jacked me! john is a status jacker!

by howareya3896 February 2, 2013

Liquor Jacket

When you are outside in the cold without a coat but you are so drunk you feel warm.

Similar to a whiskey bandage

Hey Caitlin aren't you cold out here in just that t-shirt?

Nah I'm good I got a liquor jacket.

by Gonzo Writer November 19, 2013

Jizz Jacket

Covering someone with sperm.

Amy wanted sperm so I gave her a jizz jacket with matching glasses.

Your mother is a Jizz Jacket.

by b7random November 27, 2016

Ass Jacker

A device used to lift a heavy ass. Used when an add is too heavy to lift by yourself.

"Look at Michelle's Ass."
"Your going to need an Ass Jacker for that!"

"That bitches ass was so heavy, I had to use an Ass Jacker!

by IronicToaster January 1, 2018

Jacket on the bus

When you are on the bus, and a female (or male) puts a jacket over their hand, to hide them giving you pleasure with their hand.

Guy 1: So what did you do yesterday?
Guys 2: On the way home, some thot, gave me a quick, Jacket on the Bus.

by Dqaweserdrtgyhu9ijkpop[l[; February 22, 2018

jacket filler

Useless member on a uniformed staff team, will turn up to an event wearing company jacket. Hopefully noone will notice.

John is a jacket filler, we need 10 men on site we have 9. John can be the 10th keep him in the corner.

by Practicaldickhead August 7, 2018

Lager jacket

Lager jacket

I do not need a coat, I have drunk x pints of lager and have a lager jacket (and have inner warmth/so pissed cannot feel the cold.)

by Gaga on lager November 23, 2018