Jason Mraz

Everything gorgeous and amazing in the world. Vocie like an angel, face not far off. Amazing soul, beautiful man all round. I met him when I was just a little kid and he was still playing in a bar. He bought my family a round of drinks. Amazing man, even when he was down.

Bf: OMG my girlfriend passed out! I think she might die!
Music lover: Quick, play her "I'll Do Anything"!
Bf: Will you?
Music lover: No, you tard, JASON MRAZ MUSIC!!!!!

Girl comes round within seconds.

by Jason Mraz lover June 3, 2011

jason becker

The greatest guitarist that ever lived. He and Marty Friedman started the amazing speed metal band called Cacophony. Somehow Jason got ALS and now he can't shred the fuck out of everyone.

"Jason Becker fucking owns, Marty Friedman is awesome too."

by Jason Becker Lover July 7, 2006

Jason Peng

Not only is anyone named Jason Peng a whimsical ferret's foot, but they are also faggots.

Jason Peng is a fucking retarded whimsical ferret's foot, and only the foot. Jason's a fucking faggot.

by s;jdf;lajasfas May 11, 2020

jason vorhees

a lonely man that gets bullied cause his face and got mad just like school shooters and sarted to kill

jason vorhees is very lonely

by lonelynicholas May 7, 2019

Jason Wyer

A boy which looks like Harry Potter.

"Look, Harry potter is coming!"
"No, it's just Jason Wyer."

by Beeth:D November 30, 2011

jason mask

A hockey mask, which is used by Jason Voorhees, a fictional character from the Friday the 13th series of slasher films. The hockey mask is one of the most recognizable images in popular culture, and is presumed to be worn by a lunatic killer.

Dude! stop playing with that jason mask, it's f***n frightening!

by OTTr December 31, 2007

Jason Post

Any sexual position or move that leaves the lady sexually unsatisfied in the end

Hey Kim What's it like to sleep with Kanye West?
Horrible, dat niggas favorite move is the Jason post.

by Digestive_Squire April 20, 2015