Japanese kiss

Spitting in someones drink, when they are not looking.

"Anne gave Anders a Japanese kiss the other evening!"

Japanese kiss by anirchi December 19, 2018

Japanese Country Breakfast 

1) The country version of a normal japanese breakfast.
2) Japanese breakfasts consist of a girl containing a mouthful of warm noodles and a large cock.
3) A Japanese COUNTRY breakfast is the same noodles and cock but with extra man chowder on the side.

I took a girl behind my barn and gave her a japanese country breakfast

Japanese Country Breakfast by lukpttr August 14, 2010

japanese run 

someone who pretends like he/ she is running but actually doing the japanese geisha walk. Usually done by pseudo-serious triathletes.

Amando was shouting at me to leave him alone because he was trying to focus and win the biathlon; I hope he wins with his japanese run.

japanese run by flip guy June 14, 2010

Japanese Whirlybird

When a Japanese girl does a helicopter while vomiting all over the guy.

Dinner was good, but later that night she gave me the Japanese Whirlybird and seeing the dinner again kind of ruined the night.

Japanese Whirlybird by 3h March 10, 2011

Japanese game 

A name that is often referred to either as:

1. A (video) game developed by a Japanese developer.

2. A (video) game full of Japanese language.

3. A (video) game imported from Japan whether it already has been localized or not.

4. Usually all of the above.

1. The best Japanese games IMO are made by Nintendo, Capcom, Namco, Square, Konami and Tecmo!

2. Usually language means nothing when it comes to playing Japanese games.

3. IMO, some of the best places to import Japanese games are at eBay, Amazon and Play-Asia.

4. Dad, will you let me go learn Japanese so I can import and play this Japanese game developed by the Japanese developer NMK?

Japanese game by 1983parrothead July 24, 2011

japanese alarm clock

when someone is sleeping and you give them a surprise cleveland steamer

Susan was suddenly awoken with noisey japanese alarm clock

japanese alarm clock by Botz January 6, 2015

japanese death match 

Japanese death matches were some of the most brutal fights to ever grace the lame eyes of mankind. The fighters in the matches wore scars like drag queens wore makeup. Absolutely nothing stopped the matches until the fighters passed out, or gave in after being brutalized for a half hour straight on average. If you have the stomach to see dudes mess each other up and time to kill go ahead and give it a go

Cool Guy: dude you seen have you seen this? 'shows loser Japanese death match'

loser: 'throws up lunch' dafuq is that man?
Cool Guy: hahahah silly mortal you cannot handle true combat 'brakes loser's neck and flies away'

japanese death match by Kaisero March 2, 2015