hat movie

A movie from before the mid 1960's, typically in black and white. They're called hat movies because most everyone wore hats in movies back then.

Clark Gable sure was in alot of hat movies.

by Edward Bone October 15, 2006

Joke in a hat

This is a major insult only used when one has run out of the normal insults and needs something that will incompass all of the other insults into one big one. One can spice things up by substituting other words at the end such as, joke in a hobo's sock, joke in a rabbits ear, joke in a paper bag or even joke in a goats butt crack..ext.

Me- Alvin can i borrow your car tomorrow bro?
Alvin- No man i need it to take my girlfriend to a play.
Me- Your a "Joke in a hat" you dork.

I asked billy bob to come to my ex girlfriends birthday party and that "joke in a sock" said he had to study.

by kBk12 December 9, 2008

White Hat

When you cum so much on a girl's head, it looks like she is wearing a white hat.

Dude i totally white hatted that chick.

by Big Daddy Haddad October 20, 2010

trucker hat

a mesh netted hat that at one point in the early 2000's was a hot item in the hip-hop community, before being made incredibly queer to wear because of the likes of Ashton Kutcher and many fag teenagers from Orange County.

despite what popular opinion might think, the trucker hat trend did NOT get started by Ashton Kutcher. Pharrell Williams of the Neptunes/N.E.R.D. was sporting trucker hats way before Ashton did.

I loved my trucker hats till Asston Kutcher's queer booty-boofing self got ahold of one and sent rich white teenage suburbans into a trucker hat frenzy. Now they're all in my fireplace providing me with warmth.

by Gordo December 6, 2004

douche hat

1 : Completely idiotic, without redeeming value, used when douche bag is not derogatory enough (after all, douche bags serve a potentially useful purpose.)
2 : Totally useless or frivolous, as in a miniature hat meant to sit on top of a douche bag.

That guy came out of nowhere and kicked me in the nuts for no reason! What a douche hat.

by hanlonsrazor July 27, 2008

hard hat

A comdom or anything that protects against pregnancy

Let's go baby I got my hard hat on and ready to beat them guts

by corey hockenberry September 23, 2008

hat-fishing

When a person wears a hat and looks so much better than when they usually do without it.

"Omg he's bald, I meet him when he was wearing a hat. "ooouu gurl, he was hat-fishing"

by guccimaminani February 12, 2017