clam clonking

When two lesbians engage in the scissor formation while bumping uglies. Sound effects are comparable to clicking your tongue.

"Dude, the other night through my wall I could hear Betsy and Ha'Neesha clam clonking"

by clonker September 9, 2009

Clam Pie

Another word for vagina

"Hey, what smells so funny?"

"Oh, Susan must have her legs open. It must be her clam pie."

by Yourewelcomeinadvance January 23, 2015

The Clam of the Summit

The holy bivalve that resides above us in the sky. The Clam, situated on a high summit, spewed lava and created the world. His mortal enemy is the Squid of the Depths. today, we follow the Clam in hopes that we will one day bask in his holy light upon the summit.

Holy Clam, that's amazing.

Praise the Clam! The Clam of the Summit!

We will join the Clam one day.

by Chris Nelsson October 13, 2008

clam splashing

The female equivalent of "sword fighting".

Better go get a tarp Sean, some slick mamas are clam splashing in the side hall.

by Jehovahs Wetness March 1, 2017

clam ditch

a name for a stinky twat that should never be explored by any man for any reason ever. ever!

that slut has a stinky ass clam ditch. do not munch it!

by vajpac September 21, 2005

clam streak

The moist streak left behind after a stripper slides down the stripper pole.

Associated sound affect Spleeh

"Dude, that chick left the most intense clam streak"

by cakemeat April 23, 2005

crack the clam

To penetrate a vagina.

Trixie is recruited into the caper as bait, and who wouldn't want to crack the clam of that hot mama?

by The Amazing AO August 22, 2008