Hoop hurt

When you have a blazing hot curry one night and the morning after you get a burning sensation on your hoop

Boy 1 : Think I'll get the hottest curry on the menu

Boy 2 : Watch out you'll get hoop hurt tomorrow

by Mojojo September 24, 2015

my dih hurt

My dih hurt used from males to explain that their penis (reggular or chode) (only circumcised) may be feeling injured for instance:

1 getting kicked in the dick
2 getting punched in the dick
3 landing on dick
4 crushing dick
5 she broke it doing a flip
.

Garry:not experiencing penile pain
Travis:experiencing dih pain

Travis, " gawd damnnit garry my dih hurt(gary kicked him it weiner)
Gary, " i hope your dih hurt

by Mr bum on coney Island March 2, 2025

My bussy hurts

When a man’s butt pussy hurts from being analy penetrated repeatedly

I got fucked so hard last night my bussy hurts

by Big Josh March 4, 2024

my house hurts

Tf you mean your house hurts?

Person 1: how’s your day been going

Person 2: my house hurts
Person 1: you should get a colonoscopy

by Ligma42069 May 12, 2024

butt-hurt-by-proxy

A viewpoint by a liberal voicing her concern on behalf of a supposed marginalized or demonized minority group.

The young, white, liberal woman was butt-hurt-by-proxy and screamed in outrage over the presumed racism when the cops arrested the felonious black man.

by Wasted Ute September 1, 2025

Hurt-Tickle

When something hurts so bad it starts to tickle, as opposed to Ticklehurt, where it tickles and hurts at the same time

That scrape really Hurt-tickles.

by books234 August 22, 2025

hurted

hurted is a word because i said so kys.

that hurted

by thickjuicyphatputhy May 10, 2021